Since I'm responsible for all the ground maintenance on our E-6B when I'm deployed, the aircrew has come up with inventive ways to minimize the post flight time needed to do all of the maintenance requirements.
The first thing I do once we pull into chocks is drop the flaps while the engine driven hydraulics are still available. Much quicker than the auxiliary pumps... Then I can do various checks that require them down while someone else walks the flaps looking for issues and others start servicing the left side motors. Once my checks and the visual are complete, I can suck them back up and be done with them...
A few years ago, we had an overzealous ground handler and security team that decided that this meant that our super secret military aircraft had somehow been hijacked during the mission... They dropped the first two people off the aircraft, placing them in cuffs, and tried to convince two more to hop out of the forward cargo hold and join them. The two in the hold shook theirs heads in the negative, tossed the trash bag they had on the deck, and closed the cargo bay back up.
Security then held up a sign with "MC" on it, asking for the Mission Commander. We could clearly see another sign pop up in the windscreen asking, "What?"
Needless to say, the Commanding Officer finally put an end to Security's "fun" and we had a discussion with the ground handlers about our post flight procedures.
I was on the flight the next day and found great humor when the ground handler popped his head up into the cargo hold and asked if we had been hijacked again...
