Not clean shaven

[Bolo]

You're a regional pilot. That's not a stretch.

That's like me dressing as a black airline pilot for Halloween.

Which is the only day I don't feel like a tool in my uniform outside the airport.

 

[Bolo]

My goal on my days off is to look homeless.

The fact that you're off a lot of time when other people work helps achieve that goal.

 

[Boskru]

I lucked out. My CP has a scraggly hobo beard so we can get away with whatever we want!

 

[Roger Roger]

Full beard keeps the pax from asking me if I'm old enough to fly the plane.

 

[derg]

Your black?

My black what?

 

[Autothrust Blue]

Can "tall Dough" Autothrust Blue even grow a beard?!

girlfriend likes the stubble.

 

[Cruise]

My black what?

Outstanding!

 

[PhilosopherPilot]

I saw the topic of this post, and completely the wrong idea.

 

[BEEF SUPREME]

Flight report:

The day of growth on my face did not affect the safety of flight. The passenger left happy. I didn't run into many other pilots yesterday but not a negative word was overheard. All in all a positive experience.

1 day of face stubble FTW!

 

[Boris Badenov]

Please report back at days 5, 10, and 30.

 

[BEEF SUPREME]

Please report back at days 5, 10, and 30.

Day 2:

Still have not shaved. Also I did not wear my uniform! GASP!

Photo evidence:

(On this episode of XOJET hoarders I found a bug net in the aft closet WTF)

Surf trunks and tshirt for that extra pro look. I spoke with a captain from jet suite flying a CJ3 and he said I should apply!

Subvert the dominant paradigm! Pilots dress casual and don't shave FTW!

Looking forward to day 3! Maybe a Gulfstream position IS in my future. Or at least a PIC position.

 

[Boris Badenov]

Is that some kind of anime shirt? I wouldn't hire you to dump the lav, nerd!

 

[Boris Badenov]

Or at least a PIC position.

I know a place that will almost certainly hire you as a PIC. Pack a BIG bag and prepare to get more hotel points than you know what to do with! Also, your dog? Gonna have to go to the pound. Be careful what you wish for.

 

[BEEF SUPREME]

I know a place that will almost certainly hire you as a PIC. Pack a BIG bag and prepare to get more hotel points than you know what to do with! Also, your dog? Gonna have to go to the pound. Be careful what you wish for.

Oh I'm all ears. No dog either....

 

[bkey79]

That's like me dressing as a black airline pilot for Halloween.

Now this is the image of our fearless leader I have in my head...

 

[Kingairer]

So wait..we aren't doing spikey hair and iPods anymore??

 

[Boris Badenov]

Now this is the image of our fearless leader I have in my head...

Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?

 

[bkey79]

Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?

I know who I am! I'm the dude playing the dude disguised as another dude!

 

[scooter2525]

So wait..we aren't doing spikey hair and iPods anymore??

Nope. Beards, Thick rimmed glasses with no glass in them, and a flannel tie.

 

[Okie_Pilot]

How to shave your beard like a man: