Next Alaska Airlines Logojet

[derg]

The dog can see your soul.

 

[derg]

and read your thoughts.

 

[slushie]

and read your thoughts.

"What am I thinking, NOWWWWWW, Dogpit?"

"Rarf! RarRar Grr Rarrf!"

"Whoa." "Your'e good."

 

[Murdoughnut]

I guess Ted Stevens isn't around to force tax payers not living in Alaska to cover the expense of repainting the plane.

 

[retread]

When are they going to make one with Sarah Palin on the tail?

I had to read that twice. At first I thought it said 'When are they going to make one with Sarah Palin's tail?'