Haha!
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I agree. Also Bill Engvall. My wife is Italian. If I said any of those things, not only would I get the "look", the hand and arm gestures, and a few chosen words, but probably the nearest object thrown at my head. (if I was lucky) lolTim Hawkins is pretty funny and one of the few comedians I can watch with my kids.