NASA has scrapped it's first all-female space walk

Nope... not it. They've got one size medium and one size large. Women will go out in the same outfit, provided it is the same size. But one larger than the other? Pfffffffffft...
 
The most offensive part of this is that wearing the wrong size EMU would literally kill an astronaut, and people are still “bent” that this walk was cancelled. Also consider that the suits are Shuttle era, and that suit sizing and availability is planned 18 months in advance, but whatever, details.

Well, alright then. Let’s consider the alternative headline where someone dies on the first all female spacewalk.
 
The most offensive part of this is that wearing the wrong size EMU would literally kill an astronaut, and people are still “bent” that this walk was cancelled. Also consider that the suits are Shuttle era, and that suit sizing and availability is planned 18 months in advance, but whatever, details.

Well, alright then. Let’s consider the alternative headline where someone dies on the first all female spacewalk.

Woman dies on first all female spacewalk. Last reported words to Houston were, “No really... nothing is wrong.... though I find it interesting....” and then NASA lost all communication with the astronaut.
 
The most offensive part of this is that wearing the wrong size EMU would literally kill an astronaut, and people are still “bent” that this walk was cancelled. Also consider that the suits are Shuttle era, and that suit sizing and availability is planned 18 months in advance, but whatever, details.

Well, alright then. Let’s consider the alternative headline where someone dies on the first all female spacewalk.
She had already done one EVA in the large torso, she just expressed a preference for the medium one, so we're not talking about *dying* here.

Still, it's not a big deal, but the humor in this whole thing is the vast majority of people I've seen complaining about it are the "OMG there's nothing to see here people." Er. People.

Number of actual zomg feminists I've seen complain is quite small since most can, you know, read.





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