I think The Big Lebowski is appropriate. Try to be more like the Dude. There are some Achievers around my shop that can keep up with my quotes. The most applicable being:
"You're being verrrry un-dude."
"Nothing is f@#>ed!"
"You're entering a World of Pain"
"Finishin' my coffee"
“Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.”
"You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, lotta what-have-yous."
"Careful, man, there's a beverage here!"
(if you work with someone named Donny, it's a gold mine)
"Phone's ringin', Dude"
"I could just be sitting at home with pee stains on my rug."
"Am I the only one who gives a s*!# about the rules?"
"I'm sorry, I wasn't listening."
"This aggression will not stand, man!"
"Have you ever heard of Vietnam?"
"He's a good man. And thorough."
"Strong men also cry."
"Uh, I'm just gonna find a cash machine"
"And a good day to you, sir!"
Trouble is, I notice I'm "random" drug-tested more than everybody.