Screaming_Emu
Well-Known Member
If you're a regional captain with a side business, you can probably make a trillion dollars a year, drive your coworkers nuts with stories of how cool you are apart from aviation and, well, be working so much you don't have a chance to enjoy any of it!
The first question I always wondered when, in the first few minutes of a briefing, when another pilot says how much money his side business makes is "How bad is your P&L statement that you're showing up at 0500 in the morning to go fly the Clampletts to Orlando and have a nine hour layover in Baton Rouge?"
I hated flying with those guys.
*Sets parking break and pulls out cell phone to make a business call inside the cockpit*
"Well...I guess I'll run the shut down checklist on my own...again..."