More Chemtrail hillarity (Sure hope they don't see this - do NOT MENTION THE SWITCH!)

Murdoughnut said:
This is a fantastic FB troll site... https://www.facebook.com/InternationalChemtrail?fref=ts

Bunch of guys get on there talking about the great work being done on behalf of chemtrails and manage to lure in two or three nut jobs - and hilarity ensues.
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The funny thing about that site is that it's not untrue.

Contrails do in fact help keep the planet cooler by reflecting some of the suns rays back into space. After 9/11 there was a small but measurable uptick in global temps due to the fact that no planes were flying for a week.
 
USMCmech said:
The funny thing about that site is that it's not untrue.

Contrails do in fact help keep the planet cooler by reflecting some of the suns rays back into space. After 9/11 there was a small but measurable uptick in global temps due to the fact that no planes were flying for a week.
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I think its called "Global Dimming." BBC had a special on it a few years ago I think. It was rather interesting.
 
What if, like, there are no genuine chemtrail conspirators? And it's really all just a bunch of federated groups of nerdy aviation enthusiasts (pilots, mostly) cycling through manufacturing "evidence" & outrage in an effort to agitate idiots, but really all the other factions fail to identify it as satire and point to it as lolfodder? And the roles on this danse folle are constantly exchanging places.

maeks u think
 
I recently heard a theory that chemtrails were the government dropping micro cameras into the atmosphere that settle as dust in our homes so that they can spy on us.
 
Minuteman said:
What if, like, there are no genuine chemtrail conspirators? And it's really all just a bunch of federated groups of nerdy aviation enthusiasts (pilots, mostly) cycling through manufacturing "evidence" & outrage in an effort to agitate idiots, but really all the other factions fail to identify it as satire and point to it as lolfodder? And the roles on this danse folle are constantly exchanging places.

maeks u think
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You have way too much faith in humanity. I don't remember where I saw it first, so apologies for not sourcing, but my favorite saying is: "Think of the average intelligence of an American, and now keep in mind there are 160,379,999 more people who are more stupid than that." Or something to that effect, anyways.
 
Murdoughnut said:
This is a fantastic FB troll site... https://www.facebook.com/InternationalChemtrail?fref=ts

Bunch of guys get on there talking about the great work being done on behalf of chemtrails and manage to lure in two or three nut jobs - and hilarity ensues.
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Don't forget to get a patch or sticker so you can openly mock these people to.
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Minuteman said:
What if, like, there are no genuine chemtrail conspirators? And it's really all just a bunch of federated groups of nerdy aviation enthusiasts (pilots, mostly) cycling through manufacturing "evidence" & outrage in an effort to agitate idiots, but really all the other factions fail to identify it as satire and point to it as lolfodder? And the roles on this danse folle are constantly exchanging places.

maeks u think
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What?
 
xargos said:
I'm not a scientist but any wine spit out or otherwise discharged could precipitate.
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Not to mention the fact that "inside your mouth" is literally the last place one should try mixing ethanol, water, and whatever the heck else is in wine with a peroxide. Perhaps the precipitate is bits of flesh dissolving in the acetic acid they're synthesizing.
 
Don't forget that even small planes are equipped for localized spraying.
 

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Sigh....you guys are just looking at it the wrong way.

You guys see Chemtrail nutters. I see "late night info-tainment customers".

"Now, today only, I can offer you the "Chemtrail dispersal unit". If you order within the next 34 seconds, I'll double your order, FOR FREE!...just pay $49.95 for separate handling. If you order now, I'll throw in a FREE set of steak knives, and a RAMCO inside the shell egg scrambler! Makes a great Father's day gift!"

Richman
 
Guys, I must have been sleeping during this part of training in IOE, but can someone Please tell me where the chemtrail activation switch is in an E170?

Me theory is that it is tied into the sterile light switch.
 
I was doing my walkaround on a flight this week and looked up to inspect the #2 engine on my CRJ9. Inside the rear of the fan cowl, hugged tight against the cowling for the engine core, are 2 tubes exiting rearward out the back of the nacelle... I suspect that they are oil/turbine case vent tubes or an overflow tube of some kind, but as I was looking at it I thought "I bet that the ChemTrail Nutters would really think that these are the chemtrail expulsion pipes. Matter of fact I need to take a pic of them and post up to the facebook conspiracy chemtrail page! Have some fun wit em.
 
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