More Chemtrail hillarity (Sure hope they don't see this - do NOT MENTION THE SWITCH!)

Contrails have been around forever. There are a bunch of pictures of contrails coming off of B-17's in WWII. Has anyone ever asked these people about that, since chemtrails are a relatively new(er) thing?

Yes, I have in fact. The response: "We were at war you idiot, of course they were using these planes to spray the Germans." As if the hundreds of thousands of tons of high explosives were only a secondary function of a B-17.
 
Yes, I have in fact. The response: "We were at war you idiot, of course they were using these planes to spray the Germans." As if the hundreds of thousands of tons of high explosives were only a secondary function of a B-17.

Did you choke this person out? Their response is definitely choke worthy.
 
We don't turn ours on before transition level. With the lower altitudes the chemgoo does not have time to vaporize.
 
Mig-29s intercepeted by F-15s Love it!
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You guys do it on the taxi? We've had it on the Before Take-Off forever. Don't want to accidentally get a ramper with a full dose at close range. I guess Bomardier figured it was kind of like the radar in that regard. To bad the Lear 45 can't haul that much chem, it'd be nice to be able to hit more than just the western US when we're going to the east coast. Though we some times stop just for that reason, even if we have the fuel to make it non stop.
We're not a shiny jet. They get to do their taxi check standing still, but we do it in motion away from the ramp.
 
Chemtrails are real I have seen them, let's not talk about the aliens for now that I also have seen...........
 
On a related note, I was once asked by friend of a friend if pilots keep the chemtrails on when they pass the ADIZ(no idea how he knew what that was). I replied "Depends on the airline". If I feel like someone is open to the truth and wants to learn, I'll give them a chemistry lesson. If I feel like someone is an idiot, I'll make them a bigger idiot.
 
I may have had to do some research on the topic...wikipedia... as clearly I have been out of touch with the realities of the world! To be fair, I think I remember the US seeding clouds during the Viet Nam war? But the results were characterized as "if it worked, what is another inch of rain going to do when you have already had 8 inches of rain?!"

It never ceases to amaze me with what people believe. Give them something that is simple, easy to understand, and it becomes a government conspiracy. Nevermind the number of people that would have to be involved for the chemtrail theory to work. Do you really think they would all keep it quiet? Hell, you cant even have relations in the White House with someone other than your wife without it being carried live by all of the news networks....
 
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