More Chemtrail hillarity (Sure hope they don't see this - do NOT MENTION THE SWITCH!)

mshunter said, in part:

...Sell them that AMD vinegar in spray bottles. Because vinegar "kills chemtrails."
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Does this mean that if my computer runs on an Advanced Micro Devices CPU, I can power it with either vinegar or ChemTrails? Which has the shorter extension cord or faster speed?
 
From the comments.....

Fracking has nothing to to do with Chemtrails and Geoengineering. I have been intensely researching this for three years now and it is amazing how these disinformation trolls like Svenson, pop out of their holes to try and discredit the validity of exposing this secret operation of clouding our skies with these chemicals. We see the skies, over our home here in the Los Angeles area several days a week stat out blue and clear in the morning and my wife and three kids notice the high flying jets zit-zag across the skies and spray the skies with these very obvious wide plumes of white persistent contrails that that streach from one end of the sky to the other. They often leave big gaps in the trails, turning the chemicals/elements on and off.And by the end of the day, they have spread out into foggy clouds that cloud the whole sky. Check out the grassroots movements to stop this poisoning of us and the environment: geoengineering, manipulating the weather, chemtrails and your health, chemtrails in Shasta County, Dane Wiggington exposes chemtrails, etc
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LOL. "turning the chemical elements on and off"

haha. I just recently, maybe a couple months ago, learned about this theory.

What a bunch of freakin whack jobs. Holy crap.
 
This could only be accomplished using the lavs on corporate aircraft. The reason I say this is no other space to hold these chemicals. Luckily I've been able to avoid working on these "sanitation" systems. I have heard about something called "ramp trout", not sure what that means but the guys that are assigned to those issues normally show up with shoulder length rubber gloves. Weird how those guys are almost always new hires. Must be Chemtrails.
 
desertdog71 said:
Alex Jones and Jesse the body Ventura perpetuate this crap for their own personal gain.
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Further proving that P.T. Barnum and H.L. Mencken are right. There is a sucker born every minute and you cannot go broke overestimating the stupidity of the American public.
 
this may be my favorite thread. :)

i love these guys. ive met many of them. if they seem like they're willing to listen, I'll attempt to explain, and most are receptive because i wouldnt have tried if they wouldnt be. but yea... not only a USA thing either. it's all over.
 
Contrails have been around forever. There are a bunch of pictures of contrails coming off of B-17's in WWII. Has anyone ever asked these people about that, since chemtrails are a relatively new(er) thing?
 
Autothrust Blue said:
Chemtrails - ON CHECKED RIGHT is on the Taxi Check.
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You guys do it on the taxi? We've had it on the Before Take-Off forever. Don't want to accidentally get a ramper with a full dose at close range. I guess Bomardier figured it was kind of like the radar in that regard. To bad the Lear 45 can't haul that much chem, it'd be nice to be able to hit more than just the western US when we're going to the east coast. Though we some times stop just for that reason, even if we have the fuel to make it non stop.
 
I was told the best place to stop when flying cross country in a Lear is www.floweraviation.com. Not sure why, but everyone seemed to agree.

Edit: Not Pueblo, apparently Salinas has sadly closed.
 
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It's really hilarious watching people who KNOW FOR A FACT that chem-trails come out of airliners grasp onto straws as there is zero evidence....

Too bad April 1st has passed. The FAA could do some trolling. :stir::tinfoil:
 
I would have loved to have gone to that meeting.

I'd have trolled them so hard.

"I am a licensed pilot, and I am here to tell you that contrails, as they are called, do contain dangerous chemicals. The primary chemical in these is dihydrogen monoxide, also known as DHMO. This substance is known to cause burns, and it causes death if inhaled in even small quantities. In addition, DHMO, or hydronium hydroxide, can be found in such toxins as battery acid, bleach, and pesticides. Combine this with nitrous oxides, carbon monoxide, and ozone, and you have a very dangerous combination of chemicals being released into the air. And our government does NOTHING!"

Then I'd have sold them scuba gear to keep them safe from DHMO.
 
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