"None of the 10 people on board was injured . . ."
This is bothering me immensely.
All grammar aside, great job by the pilot!
That particular sentence is probably one of the harder-to-parse sentences you could find in the English language. Thank you sooo much for bringing it to our attention.
It's ambiguous because: 1. the Noun “people” can be either plural or singular. b. the pronoun “none” can be either plural or singular. So, yeah, you picked the Double Secret Probation sentence. Again, thanks for sharing.
First, a spot of review for those such as myself who skipped, slept-through, or otherwise don’t remember 8th grade English.
Indefinite vs. Definite Pronoun.
A pronoun, of course, is a word that stands in for a noun and represents it. (In the last sentence “it” was the pronoun representing the noun “noun”.) Think of a pronoun as a local dealer standing in for the kingpin. Skinny or Badger standing in for Walt… Ok, that’s a bad example.
As your 8th grade English teacher taught you, an indefinite pronoun is a pronoun that doesn’t know what it’s talking about. Your English teacher probably didn’t know what he was talking about either… so let’s keep it simple. Largely, when it comes to pronouns, definite vs indefinite boils down to whether “The” or “A” comes right before the noun. In other words, does the pronoun refer to a specific noun or a general noun?
You may ask,
“This doesn’t seem important. Why does this matter?”
Well, let’s consider your mother and the noun “Postman”. “A” postman is just some guy; so when your mom bangs “a” postman, she’s being a sl*t . When your mom bangs “the” postman, well, then she’s having an affair. Now do you see why it’s important?
I know, I know. Right now you are screaming at me…
“But Duster, the pronoun in question is ‘none’, so what does this have to do with my Mom, and what kind of pronoun is ‘none’?”
Good question… Typically, your mom would bang “none” of the postmen, meaning not one out of the many, many, oh god…so many…postmen. So you see, “none” is indefinite because it does not specify the one specific postman your mom did not bang. If your mom would not bang “the” postman, it simply means the affair is over; the thrill is gone. She’s scared. He can’t commit. He’s just another D-bag and she’d rather keep her security. Got it? Easy, right?? Let’s move on.
Number of Noun and Pronoun
Now, let’s consider the “number” of the noun. God help you if your mom bangs numerous postmen. However, if she does, you will clearly understand the difference in noun “number”, which refers to the noun’s representation of one versus many. In the example above, the noun is the singular “postman”. “Postmen” would be plural. Because of the man vs. men difference, it is easy to see when this noun is singular and when it’s plural. The noun “people” is more problematic, but we’ll get to that.
The pronoun “none" is also problematic. It can stand in for “no one”, “not one”, “not any”, “no people”, “no things”. It’s clear we have a problem here since “one” is singular and “any” is plural.
“That's nice. But how do we determine which is correct?”
As I'm sure you'll recall from 8th grade English, choosing the correct number for the pronoun depends on understanding the correct number of the antecedent.
“Wow, Duster. That’s freaking profound… but WTF is an antecedent?”
The antecedent is the pronoun's grandaddy noun, shuffling about somewhere up in some ancient preceding sentence. In this case the reporter used the phrase “10 people” as the antecedent noun.
The usual way one is taught to grok a plural noun is in terms of whether you can count its individual members. "There was a lot of wheat." vs. "There were one million pounds of wheat." You can’t count “a lot”, but you can count “one million pounds”. In fact, that’s the only way you’d know it actually was one million pounds. So “wheat” is easy.
The problem, as mentioned earlier, is that “people” can be used as a collective plural or a collective singular. “People” is used both ways. So it’s ambiguous. Think of the noun “people” and the noun “team”. These are both plural and collective singular nouns.
You’ll hear this breaking both ways all the time, especially if you observe international (read British) English.
- “None of the team were fined for throwing the game.”
- “None of the team was fined for hiring prostitutes.”
“People” sure seems plural. As in what you are thinking right now,
“Duster, you are boring people.”
I think this boils down to what the reporter was trying to say. I think the reporter was trying to say that “not any” (“not one of the 10”)
was injured.
But, in the sentence quoted, either way would probably be correct.
Consider the following variants of the pronoun “none” and the noun “people”:
No one person of the 10 people was injured.
No several people of the 10 people were injured.
No persons of the 10 people were injured.
No person of the 10 people was injured.
Personally, I’d give any of those a pass.
So, "none" and "people" can be either plural or singular depending on whether the reporter is smoking crack and feeling magnanimous, or smoking meth and feeling paranoid.
The past singular “was” has gotta mean meth.
At the end of the day, the pilot did a good job keeping it a “To Be” and preventing a “Not To Be”, so I’m not gonna get to strung out over the grammar.