Miniature horses in light GA planes?

Dramatic, hard core, with filthy language, and "cute as hell." Have you pitched it to Nickelodeon yet?
Hey, there's a balance in which it is totally attainable. As funny as these guys are, they all have an "image" they need to maintain that I need to cater to. :)
 
I vote for the zero g horse in a plane with gravity feed fuel tanks idea. What's the worst that could happen?

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What the bro? Seriously. Horses are the dumbest, most fickle animal out there. They are one step away from a completely wild animal. It is bad enough that people can take them onto public property. Because of horses mountain bikers are banned from 98.4 percent of the trails in the birthplace of mountain biking. They spook at nearly everything. I couldn't imagine taking one to the airport. Not to mention actually cramming it into a light GA aircraft.


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This is very random, but next month I need to take a mini-horse flying for a music video. It will probably be in an older 172, maybe an SP. I've seen them fly commercial, and watched a 2 hour documentary about "Cuddles" the seeing eye mini horse which flies in a Colgan B1900 in the film, so it shouldn't be too hard I'm hoping. But I was wondering if any of you had any pointers for keeping it from making a mess/freaking out. By the off chance, I guess.

Thanks.
A horse?...in a 172?... WTF, over?
 

Ok, I'm more of a dog person, but even I have never though of THAT. Short of dropping them in the water at the end, that just seems like the wickedest way to mess with cats ever conceived. I'm almost feeling bad for them. Fiendishly dastardly! What was the point of the exercise? To put the Cat in Catatonic?
 
Nope. I'm not getting paid. I'm paying for the rental and the horse. this video is for the local rapper and comedian I've been working with for the past 2 years. The only money I'll make off this one is whatever ad revenue I get when I launch it on my site and youtube when we have everything together, so I'm fine as a PPL doing this.

Since this has gotten such a response, I'll explain a little bit.

Along with the stand-up and street comedy/prank videos I've been putting together, I've also gotten involved in the Bay Area rap game(which is a story in its own). Some signed rappers have finally agreed to give me a chance at producing and making their music videos and agreed to participate in some of our ridiculous songs/videos. Some unsigned but very talented rappers my partner works with are willing to get their start through my company. But musically, I have nothing to show yet, all these guys have seen are the funny videos we've made that still won't be released along with my site for a few months. I decided I need to show these guys I'm for real and let them in my head to show them I'll do for them what nobody would come up with. Inspiration always hits me like a ton of bricks, and when I found out a paramedic my friend works with runs a mini-horse rental company, I immediately came up with a song called "Horse Power(Mini-Horse for a day)" and went to work on planning it out. Basically its rap song about having a mini-horse for a day, a lot of witty horse related puns, and a lot of tatooed gang-banging rappers walking around the hood with a pony. I'm going to get current again right after NJC so I figured what better way to start the video then your typical "I'm a gangsta walking to a GV on a red carpet in slow-mo iced out" ramp shot, except they get out of the back of my car and walk the red carpet decked out horse in hand to a POS 172N sitting on the ramp which then takes them to the bay for their day with the horse. The whole video is going to look dramatic and hard core with a lot of filthy language, but ultimately be about a mini-horse and the video will be cute as hell.

My style of music videos will be kinda like this one, super random and elaborate while at the same time looking serious:


All in all, this should be no big deal. The horse will only be in the air for 10-15 mins. But the intro sets the whole tune for the video and people make up their minds in the first 20 seconds or so of a video, so go hard or go home I always say. I need to raise $50k so I can go to the Hayward ATP and finish my dad gum ratings ASAP.



I have two words for you regarding this production: BLUE SCREEN.
 
I have flown a pig once, there was just no way in getting the thing inside the airplane, we ended up wrapping him in a huge bag with only his head sticking out....
 
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