Mile High Club Might Need Some Pilots

tonyw

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Some Texans Wish Club Would Fly Another State's Friendly Skies

Some folks on the ground are having problems with the Mile High Club.

San Antonio Air Tours is offering charter flights for sex in the sky. But officials in Castroville, Tex., west of San Antonio, made it clear they do not want the charter service using the city's airstrip. And Stinson Airport, a municipal field on the south side of San Antonio that the tour company uses, pulled the promotional brochures out of its lobby and asked the Federal Aviation Administration to look into whether the service is legal.


Sheesh. I mean, God forbid that people might (gasp) have sex a mile away from them! Whatever will they do if the next door neighbors have sex? Oh, wait, they already are?

I wonder what the mins are?
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I had that idea years ago. I bet with a few posters on campus that I coulda gotten a bunch of people to do it. Problem is, getting a plane with a big enough area to do your biz, and ummmm, cleanup.
 
Geez, better close the hotels in town too. Lord knows what goes on there at some of the less expensive ones after dark.
 
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I bet the problem is that they are advertising. People don't seem to mind knowing something is going on, but you start advertising and that makes the bible thumpers get all worked up.

It shouldn't be a problem since it is BYOG (Bring Your Own Girl/Guy). Now if they started providing... Hey! Let's start a company in Nevada...

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My guess is that the people you WANT to see making the two backed beast are exactly the people who WON'T be taking these flights.

I'll bet you that you'll get an overweight middle aged couple taking these guys up on their offer.
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Probably a lot like when you see your first "Swinging" couple.

Much more "Uncle Jed and the lady from the Cracker Barrel" than they are "Pam and Tommy Lee"
 
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Doug, you got some more ess'plaining to do?

Coming back to the South has reminded me why I left in the first place. It would appear that I am "going to hell" for about everything I do.
 
I overhear a lot of things.

On the hell tip, I've been told that I have a seat reserved there already!
 
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Well the girls are getting evicted from their RVs at LAX, timing is everything.
 
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Coming back to the South has reminded me why I left in the first place. It would appear that I am "going to hell" for about everything I do.

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It's You, me, Emily, and everyone else that wants to join us!!!
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I go to school in the buckle of the belt...Let me just say that we hear, "Hey ya'll...no cussin', this is a respectable area!" often....


Then he'd cleared me to land
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Believe me, FL might as well be the rear loop - it gets alot worse than that!
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