Boris Badenov
Fortis Leader
Egoist that I am, everyone is "lowly" to me. If you're flying lower/slower than me, you can't handle the Heavy Machinery. If you're flying higher/faster than me, you're a pretzel-eating computer-minder. I plan to maintain this worldview until I get another job, at which point it will need to be adjusted to maintain my position as the Greatest Pilot Ever.
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