BoomerSooner77
New Member
Here's my favorite. When arrowplanes are climbing out... Once they get on the first center frequency still in the low altitude stratum (FL230 and below) are asking for a shortcut. The controller says "I am unable at this time, it won't be the next controller but the one after that can turn you more direct".
That controller is sitting right next to me and I hear what they say (Usually Low and High sectors are sitting together). They change you to my frequency for a climb clearance and the first thing after readback... "Center, CALLSIGN, looking for a shortcut".
Now I know you just heard the previous controller... I can't turn you, so why did you even ask, seriously. You're wasting both our times. NO, next controller will turn you when able!
If you're in the Midwest, never even think about asking for a shortcut until you're at or above FL240. If you want to stay at or below FL230 ask all you want, it can be done... just don't send me a fuel bill.
That controller is sitting right next to me and I hear what they say (Usually Low and High sectors are sitting together). They change you to my frequency for a climb clearance and the first thing after readback... "Center, CALLSIGN, looking for a shortcut".
Now I know you just heard the previous controller... I can't turn you, so why did you even ask, seriously. You're wasting both our times. NO, next controller will turn you when able!
If you're in the Midwest, never even think about asking for a shortcut until you're at or above FL240. If you want to stay at or below FL230 ask all you want, it can be done... just don't send me a fuel bill.