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Up late recompiling Apache, Easyapache (first mistake) wanted to re-add in a zend optimizer line which screwed up the way Apache handled http requests, I didn't catch it and got in the circular-madness of trying to dig out the line of code that Easyapache added which wrecked the way Apache handles http requests.

Damn you hidden bastard code of " zend_extension="/usr/local/Zend/lib/Optimizer-3.3.9/php-5.2.x/ZendOptimizer.so"

Yay.

But should be fixed now.

Going to bed.
 
nope it's not of you go to the forum front page it downloads something to the computer but doesn't go there (no virus I checked)
 
Breaking the forum? :)

Ugh! The solution is always so simple in retrospect. Augh! If I had to do IT for a living I'd have stabbed a vagrant by now.
 
Dear Dough,
I woke up and Jetcareers.com was not working. It was the worst start to the day ever!
Do you know what it's like to wake up and not know the latest in regional rumors that won't come true? How about knowing if I need a current medical to apply to Ameriflight? And the worst, how am I supposed to go through the day without knowing what music empowered women are supposed to listen to as teenagers.

Please don't let this happen again.
Kthxbye
 
msmspilot said:
I'm getting some kind of download thing when I click on "New Posts." I tried reloading the page and closing the browser and reopening it. I'm using Chrome.

I tried in IE, and it seems to work normally...
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Still happening for me as well with chrome...I'm on my phone now.
 
Yep, JC won't even load for me on Chrome. It just downloads some mystery file (not a virus). Currently on Firefox and it works fine.

EDIT: Looks like a .php file:

<?php

/************************************************************************************
* vBSEO 3.6.0 for vBulletin v3.x & v4.x by Crawlability, Inc. *
* *
* Copyright © 2011, Crawlability, Inc. All rights reserved. *
* You may not redistribute this file or its derivatives without written permission. *
* *
* Sales Email: sales@crawlability.com *
* *
*----------------------------vBSEO IS NOT FREE SOFTWARE-----------------------------*
* http://www.crawlability.com/vbseo/license/ *
************************************************************************************/

error_reporting(0);
include_once(dirname(__FILE__).'/vbseo/includes/functions_vbseo.php');
include_once(vBSEO_Storage::path('vbinc') . '/' . VBSEO_VB_CONFIG);
vbseo_requested_url();
$vbseo_fullurl = VBSEO_TOPREL . $vbseo_url_;
$vbseo_url_suggest = '';
switch ($vbseo_url_)
{
case 'vbseo.php':
exit;
break;
case 'vbseo_sitemap.php':
case 'vbseocp.php':
case 'cron.php':
case 'cron.html':
include $vbseo_url_;
exit;
break;
}
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etc.
 
Clear your cache and give it a shot again with the browser in question.
 
Crazy thing. Ever since you recently finished some updating I can't access the site on IE9 or Firefox without bypassing my wireless router. I cleared the cache and everything I could think of then I bypassed the router and now I can get the site up. Any ideas?
 
murphfly said:
Crazy thing. Ever since you recently finished some updating I can't access the site IE9 or Firefox without bypassing my wireless router. I cleared the cache and everything I could think of then I bypassed the router and now I can get the site up. Any ideas?
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I blame this guy:
hackers10.jpg

Or maybe it's this guy messing with you:
fisher-stevens-hackers.jpeg
 
Doug Taylor said:
Up late recompiling Apache, Easyapache (first mistake) wanted to re-add in a zend optimizer line which screwed up the way Apache handled http requests, I didn't catch it and got in the circular-madness of trying to dig out the line of code that Easyapache added which wrecked the way Apache handles http requests.

Damn you hidden bastard code of " zend_extension="/usr/local/Zend/lib/Optimizer-3.3.9/php-5.2.x/ZendOptimizer.so"

Yay.

But should be fixed now.

Going to bed.
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Does anyone have a Gibberish to English translation on the above post? I'm not sure whether to be grateful or angry.
 
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