Left-handed genes

[mtsu_av8er]

I refuse to allow left-handed co-pilots to fly.

 

[Boris Badenov]

I refuse to allow left-handed co-pilots to fly.

You wouldn't let a mutant with their ears on their forehead drive your car, would you? Same thing.

 

[knot4u]

Studies have shown that left handed people, on average, are more intelligent and creative than their right handed counterparts. However this ability seems to come with a great cost, apparently they're also more susceptible to mental or character defects. Be careful out there my southpaw brethren.

 

[Maximilian_Jenius]

Yeah, but are you a third generation Arizonan?

You did it now... expect a one two page email, in your FB, riddled with threats of his ability to personally destroy your career.

 

[nibake]

Left handed genes are tough to put on. The fly is on the wrong side.

Diarrhea is hereditary, too. It runs in the genes.

 

[Autothrust Blue]

You did it now... expect a one two page email, in your FB, riddled with threats of his ability to personally destroy your career.

Like, one-two-twelve pages?

 

[Pilot Fighter]

Studies have shown that left handed people, on average, are more intelligent and creative than their right handed counterparts. However this ability seems to come with a great cost, apparently they're also more susceptible to mental or character defects. Be careful out there my southpaw brethren.

Our industry eugenics initiative is addressing this issue. Some day, we hope the surviving lefties function in the meaty part of the Bell curve.

 

[knot4u]

Our industry eugenics initiative is addressing this issue. Some day, we hope the surviving lefties function in the meaty part of the Bell curve.

All of your bell curve belong to us.

 

[deadstick]

Yeah. You're weird. Could have saved you some keystrokes and self-reflection if you'd asked.

You just...you know...go about your business, mister, in your big, fancy jet...with a lav...and an APU.

I refuse to allow left-handed co-pilots to fly.

You’re just insecure about your job. The Left seat is made for Lefties.

 

[WMostellar]

I’m a classic ambidextrous weirdo. I write “right” but almost everything else “left”.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous...