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Hey, I can bake some really good double chocolate chip cookies and use them to distract the bouncers so I can get in! See, it will be like this: *walks up to the door and presents ID* Bouncer: "Hey little kid, you're not allowed in here! Go ba --" *pulls out a big tray of cookies* *other bouncers walk up and see cookies* Bouncer: HEY! COOKIES! JUST LIKE MY GRANDMOTHER USED TO MAKE! Yummy yummy! Other bouncers: Yay! We love cookies! *Bouncers eat cookies and Cristl slips into the bar!*
It worked at the Air Force Base... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
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Uhh. Liability a little too high for that. So that's out.
What are bouncers doing at an Air Force Base?
Hey, I can bake some really good double chocolate chip cookies and use them to distract the bouncers so I can get in! See, it will be like this: *walks up to the door and presents ID* Bouncer: "Hey little kid, you're not allowed in here! Go ba --" *pulls out a big tray of cookies* *other bouncers walk up and see cookies* Bouncer: HEY! COOKIES! JUST LIKE MY GRANDMOTHER USED TO MAKE! Yummy yummy! Other bouncers: Yay! We love cookies! *Bouncers eat cookies and Cristl slips into the bar!*
It worked at the Air Force Base... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
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Uhh. Liability a little too high for that. So that's out.
What are bouncers doing at an Air Force Base?