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SHELBY, N.C.-- A United Airlines pilot based in San Francisco is charged with flying 173 pounds of marijuana to the Shelby-Cleveland County Regional Airport. That flight on a private plane landed in the middle of the night earlier this month. Deputies and local police knew it was coming and surrounded the plane after it landed. Pilot James Hathaway, Andrea Vander and Brook Rogers were arrested and charged. All three are currently in the Cleveland County jail under $5 million bonds. The arrests happened several hundred yards from a neighboring business.

http://www.thekathrynreport.com/2010/08/united-airlines-pilot-and-accomplices.html
 
Can you just imagine what this pilot had to thinking the moment the authorities made themselves known? Talk about career suicide and life altering decisions........

Just because you can doesn't mean you should. :rolleyes:
 
"Gear..."

"Down, three green, flashing red"

"Flashing red? ZOINKS!"
 
"Gear..."

"Down, three green, flashing red"

"Flashing red? ZOINKS!"

"Go around, GO AROUND! Those coppers won't catch me!"

"Erm...skipper?"

"Shut up son, you're aiding and abetting a known felon now, so keep your trap shut and run the after takeoff checklist!"
 
Nice! :)

"Sir, I see flashing lights!"

"Gawl dangit, I cracked some joke about Max in 'The Lavatory' and someone must have called the police thinking I was serious!"

"Sir, OVERSQUARE!!! OVERSQUARE!!!! Watch your throttle!"
 
"Landed in the middle of the night..."

Why? From the outside looking in, if one were smuggling drugs via small airplane, wouldn't it make more sense to do it during the daylight hours at a high traffic time, especially if they are packaged or wraped to look like luggage?
 
"Screw it, if i'm gonna go down i'm going out with a bang. Full flaps, slow flight trim....It may not be a bronco but it's white, all we need is Johnny Cochran"
 
Guess he should have stuck to his day job! By the way...nice Bellanca fholbert! I will check out your website. I fly a 14-19-3 and luv it!
 
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