Jet (apperntly) out of control.

Ah, the finest USSR technology. I'm sure it was maintained impeccably.

Hell, I need a sick sack after watching that 'Dutch Roll' demo.
 
Wow, Nice job to the crew. Wonder what the issue was? Besides the "control surfaces going completely bonkers." like the article described.
 
"Control surfaces going completely bonkers" is actually the technical term. Fortunately it's in the QRH:

Control Surfaces Going Completely Bonkers Checklist --

1. Curse engineers.........Roundly
2. PA............"Fasten seatbelts; nothing wrong"
3. Call...........Chuck Norris to land airplane
4. Get job............Flying something else.
 
"Control surfaces going completely bonkers" is actually the technical term. Fortunately it's in the QRH:

Control Surfaces Going Completely Bonkers Checklist --

1. Curse engineers.........Roundly
2. PA............"Fasten seatbelts; nothing wrong"
3. Call...........Chuck Norris to land airplane
4. Get job............Flying something else.

Well played sir. :D
 
According to the authorities it was the flight engineer's error. Somehow he messed up connecting ABSU (automated control system) to the power source.
 
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