///AMG
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We probably haven't gone to Olive Garden since we lived in bum f**** NV (when our 10 yr old/oldest hadn't been born) but we took the boys there out of convenience a couple weeks ago on the way home from somewhere. Turned into a giant death match over the food ordering tablet that also had games, and they had to share. The injustice. I told them I was going to lock both of them up for life and throw away they key and asked who wanted to be waterboarded first but just kidding, trick question, you're both getting water boarded together because you are little •s and need to experience this together. Then we gave them up for adoption and we are on a river cruise now living our best Insta lives, subscribe and like for more secrets on how to rapidly quit parenting a holes
