CoffeeIcePapers
Well-Hung Member
Ok- you airline guys will love this one.
So here I am deadheading from DFW to ORD on AA. I had been away from home for 5 days, TDY. Good no problem, but ineviteably I was ready to get home because I had the early show at GKY this morning.
I get to ORD and decide to get something to eat. I go to "Five Guys" and get a burger and fries (not bad food BTW) in the A concourse. I order my food, pay for my selection and wait for my entree. While waiting I notice a guy who is wearing a leather flight jacket with 4 stripes talking on his blue-tooth headset holding a backpack looking like a complete idiot. Well my first assumption proved to be true.
As I'm standing there, minding my own business this guy says to the call on the other end of his conversation "I've gotta go, I've just gotta talk to someone". He comes over to me with his Purdy Neat bag and leather jacket and says to me...
UNAMED : "Cessna flyer, huh?(Had a pretty sweet Cessna hat on)"
If you've seen Frank Caliendo's Bush impersonation, thats the kind of faces this guy was making while he was talking.
ME: "Yeah, how are you doing?"
UNAMED : "Pretty good, not flying a puddle jumper. Seriously though, don't you think it's time you got in a modern day airplane?"
ME: "You'd be surprised, the Cessna's faster than my car, it's a great machine"
UNAMED : "Oh yea? You've gotta be kidding me dude. Maybe you should go to your boss and demand...Oh wait, you're just a prop monkey"
ME: "OK...."
UNAMED : "Man theres no feeling like that of having a union covering your "butt" (explitive). Ive got to go man, good luck in your prop!"
ME: "OK...(Thinking to myself, this is pretty random)"
As he walked away the wind caught his crew badge and turned it around.
YEP, YOU GUESSED IT. A GOJET CAPTAIN.
I was disgusted with myself for even being seen with him. Needless to say- these guys deserve the treatment they get.
So here I am deadheading from DFW to ORD on AA. I had been away from home for 5 days, TDY. Good no problem, but ineviteably I was ready to get home because I had the early show at GKY this morning.
I get to ORD and decide to get something to eat. I go to "Five Guys" and get a burger and fries (not bad food BTW) in the A concourse. I order my food, pay for my selection and wait for my entree. While waiting I notice a guy who is wearing a leather flight jacket with 4 stripes talking on his blue-tooth headset holding a backpack looking like a complete idiot. Well my first assumption proved to be true.
As I'm standing there, minding my own business this guy says to the call on the other end of his conversation "I've gotta go, I've just gotta talk to someone". He comes over to me with his Purdy Neat bag and leather jacket and says to me...
UNAMED : "Cessna flyer, huh?(Had a pretty sweet Cessna hat on)"
If you've seen Frank Caliendo's Bush impersonation, thats the kind of faces this guy was making while he was talking.
ME: "Yeah, how are you doing?"
UNAMED : "Pretty good, not flying a puddle jumper. Seriously though, don't you think it's time you got in a modern day airplane?"
ME: "You'd be surprised, the Cessna's faster than my car, it's a great machine"
UNAMED : "Oh yea? You've gotta be kidding me dude. Maybe you should go to your boss and demand...Oh wait, you're just a prop monkey"
ME: "OK...."
UNAMED : "Man theres no feeling like that of having a union covering your "butt" (explitive). Ive got to go man, good luck in your prop!"
ME: "OK...(Thinking to myself, this is pretty random)"
As he walked away the wind caught his crew badge and turned it around.
YEP, YOU GUESSED IT. A GOJET CAPTAIN.
I was disgusted with myself for even being seen with him. Needless to say- these guys deserve the treatment they get.