I'm not a pilot.

[wainscottbl]

None of this?

Because I hate to have to resort to:

 

[tonyw]

None of this?

Tell you what, come hang out with me at bars in the casinos. For some reason, hookers seem to think they can make some money off me.

I didn't know I was being solicited until @MikeD sent a rescue mission over to save me.

If she's drinking milk, and buying you something alcoholic, enjoy the drink and walk away.

 

[wainscottbl]

@tonyw , you must be

 

[mikecweb]

Tell you what, @wainscottbl, if you come and you truly feel out of place, I'll refund your registration fee.

Can I get that offer?

 

[Malko]

Can I get that offer?

jsut drink the booze, take all the free pens and jc swag....

 

[H46Bubba]

jsut drink the booze, take all the free pens and jc swag....

There hasn't been any of that stuff for a few years! Just booze!

 

[desertdog71]

@tonyw , you must be

No, that would be me.

 

[Deleted member 27505]

Wait. It's about aviation? I thought it was about heavy drinking and throwing your friends under the bus.

Drinking at NJC?! NJC's not a bender. It's just nighttime.

 

[Kristie]

There hasn't been any of that stuff for a few years! Just booze!

We have swag!

 

[jskibo]

We have swag!

Woot SWAG!

 

[Malko]

There hasn't been any of that stuff for a few years! Just booze!

You jsut need to know where to look.....

 

[Autothrust Blue]

I want to come. I just don't think I'll get it with

1. FO pay
2. Reserve "time off"

You seem to have a case of anal glaucoma* coming on already.

* sick leave abuse is bad, mkay? I would never condone such behavior, mkay? Mkay!

 

[Kristie]

You jsut need to know where to look.....

or who to talk to...

 

[wainscottbl]

There hasn't been any of that stuff for a few years! Just booze!

If you're coming to our little revival for the pens and t-shirts, you're comin for the wrong reasons. Do you know the man in the sky? Don't die without knowing Jesus!

JC2014....Your ticket to heaven and a good job in the meantime.

 

[tonyw]

If you're coming to our little revival for the pens and t-shirts, you're comin for the wrong reasons. Do you know the man in the sky? Don't die without knowing Jesus!

JC2014....Your ticket to heaven and a good job in the meantime.

There's a pretty good chance you'll be saying "oh God" when you wake up the next morning. Does that count?

 

[jskibo]

There's a pretty good chance you'll be saying "oh God" when you wake up the next morning. Does that count?

Well, more like late the next afternoon!

 

[wainscottbl]

There's a pretty good chance you'll be saying "oh God" when you wake up the next morning. Does that count?

I'm Catholic. I'll find a church and go to confession.... A good French or Irish priest, too, if I can find one. They are much more easy on when you confess drunkeness.

 

[jskibo]

I'm Catholic. I'll find a church and go to confession.... A good French or Irish priest, too, if I can find one. They are much more easy on when you confess drunkeness.

Debauchery is where it's at!

 

[wainscottbl]

Debauchery is where it's at!

Well that's what we let the Protestants think anyway. Truth is though there is not such thing as left over wine. But it's easy, when alone, to drink a whole bottle without getting drunk. But it's always better to have a friend or two. But if I am having more than one friend, I say better have two bottles at least. One bottle for every two people! Maybe a 1:2.5 ratio tops.

 

[Cptnchia]

and you truly feel out of place, I'll refund your registration fee.

I feel out of place on this website, can I get a refund of my membership fee?