If your large don't fly SWA

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You girls will be very excited...but I won't be.

[/ QUOTE ] Maybe it's just early but that is about the funniest thing I've read all week /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif Feeling rather stupid now cause it never occured to me that all the male strippers would be gay. Even the Thunder From Down Under? I mean, they look rugged...
 
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John Tenney,

Sorry, the asterisk before the two should have been a carot. It is height in inches squared. Correctly written it is 20.4:

(150 x 705) / (72)^2 = 20.4

Not sure why I put the * instead of the ^ though! Thanks!
 
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The BMI is a crock. You could take a ripped football player who is say, 5'10" and 220 lbs without an ounce of fat on him, and it would say he is overweight.
 
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Doug, you are so making me think of Big Gay Al from South Park!
 
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John Tenney,

Sorry, the asterisk before the two should have been a carot. It is height in inches squared. Correctly written it is 20.4:

(150 x 705) / (72)^2 = 20.4

Not sure why I put the * instead of the ^ though! Thanks!

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LOL that's a lot better - I come out closer to 33 /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
 
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Doug, you are so making me think of Big Gay Al from South Park!

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He was pretty close to that.

Funny guy and great with the passengers!

"Thooper! Thanks'th for aTHking!"
 
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You girls will be very excited...but I won't be.

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...Well I didn't say all male strippers were gay just a large number.

Glad you enjoy me humor it's fun to know that I make others laugh...though no one seems to have gotten my earlier joke in this threat about me being "large" but still able to fly on SWA /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/insane.gif

Matthew
 
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Most people can't make the paradigm shift in order to differentiate between "fat" and "phat".
 
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"fat"

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= large. Over weight. Big boned. Obese. Not skinny... by a long shot. Pudgy. Rotund.... etc. etc. etc.

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"phat".

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Pretty
Hot
And
Tempting.

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Big boned... have you EVER seen a fat skeleton, Stan? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
 
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You girls will be very excited...but I won't be.

[/ QUOTE ] Maybe it's just early but that is about the funniest thing I've read all week /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif Feeling rather stupid now cause it never occured to me that all the male strippers would be gay. Even the Thunder From Down Under? I mean, they look rugged...

[/ QUOTE ]most of them are and yes, it's true.. all but one thunder down under guy is gay! I know. been there and pretty much had it confirmed after talking to one of the dancers...plus, you can kinda tell! haha
 
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What straight guy waxes? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
 
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What straight guy waxes?

[/ QUOTE ] Corbin got his eyebrows waxed today /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif He's straight--ask my uterus if you don't believe me.
 
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Hey, Melissa Etheridge has a uterus AND a kid!

Gotta swing a little harder than that! Mrs Monobrow! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
 
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Ok ok ok, I'll give you a pass on waxing a monobrow, but if he went in for the 'Men's Brazilian', we're going to have to talk... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
 
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We joked about it and found out that it's actually illegal to do those in UT county!!
 
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Why?

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I think it's banned because it is cruel and unusual punishment, ya know?
 
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