Reminds me of my first time with a flight surgeon in Korea, it went like this...
Her: Ok, pants down and bend over....
Me: No, No, Hell Noooo... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif
Her: Well, you wanna fly right?
Me: Yeah but I'm only 20 and I don't need that... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
Her: Well it's either me or Him. (Him being BIG football player look-a-like) /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif Very BIG hands /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif
Me: Pleeaasssee Noooo... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif
Her: Sorry but you no flyeee GI... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Me: Ok but please be gentle, and watch those nails
Her: oohh...uuuhh...aaahh /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/Smilecrunch.gif
Me: Very Confused /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif
Then to make matters worse she didn't want to do the testicular cancer check. She's like; You can do that in the shower on your own. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
At least I had a girl do it though...Still felt violated...