".......And in other news tonight, four headless bodies we're discovered today in an eastern suburban village outside of Abu Dhabi. So far, there is no word on the identity of the victims, but witnesses say they appeared to be wearing uniforms - perhaps of a security team or an airline. No group has yet to take responsibility for these killings, but a local official who would like to remain unnamed has said that the evidence suggests it was a plot personally masterminded by United States President George W. Bush. Stay tuned to Al Jazeera for more on this story."