Wasn't there some crazy letter that went around not too long ago about a Major at some squadron replying to a AFROTC Cadet's letter about flying in a F-15. The Major replied with harsh unprofessional words and because of that the Cadet was able to fly in the F-15.
There was a lot more to it than that.
First off, the Academy cadet had been hounding the squadron's schedulers to get a ride -- just free-calling them because he was going to be "in the area", and not because he had any particular reason to get a back seat ride.
This is a HUGE foul in the flying biz. Fighter rides, especially in the F-15E where there is a guy who gets paid to ride there, aren't just something that's availble for scheduling like a bus ticket. In fact, every base I've been to has a big waiting list of people who have won awards and get fighter rides as a reward. For a cadet to just pop in out of the blue and try to get a ride is a faux pas and slap to all the award winners who haven't even been able to have a chance to ride.
So the casual Lieutenant wasn't sure what to do with the Academy kid who kept bugging him, and he forwarded the email off to his boss, the Major in question.
The Major in question answered the email, basically telling the cadet where he could stick it. Yes, not the most tactful thing to do, but it is necessary sometimes to remind people lower on the food chain that there IS a food chain and where their position is on it (reference the AF Chief of Staff's email to the Academy cadet who objected to one of the officers he appointed to the Academy staff!!).
Anyway, the Major's big mistake was CC'ing all of his buds in on the email, which got the military email forwarding machine in high gear. Of course, there were plenty of people who took objection to how this Major made his point to the cadet.
Eventually, word got back to the Wing Commander at said Major's base...and the Wing Commander felt that the correct thing to do was to admonish the Major and offer a ride to the cadet as an apology.
That's a topic for another discussion entirely.
So...there you have it. That is certainly A method for getting a fighter ride, but certainly not the BEST method.