Bernoulli Fan
Controller
"Buzzsaw 5155, maintain two-five-zero knots."
"Very funny, Buzzsaw 5155."![]()
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I'm too busy to hit the button that shows me whether you're an RJ or a Brasilia!
"Buzzsaw 5155, maintain two-five-zero knots."
"Very funny, Buzzsaw 5155."![]()
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Hmm, keep that controller happy, or keep my certificates/ job/ QOL intact...
Tough decision!
Been there.
If I'm en-route the hold needs to be on the en-route chart (Low Alt) It's not my job to check the high altitude chart and all the approach plates, STARS and SIDs for every airport within 25 miles. ATC got all pissy with me because I said there wasn't a published hold at Pomona and wouldn't give me directions. Simply refused my request for detailed holding, I'm in IMC.
To make it worse 2 minutes earlier Pomona wasn't even on my route of flight. I was cleared PDZ V186 VNY...
I held on the inbound radial, right turn, 1 minute legs.
Now is that the tower, approach, or the center?First, regarding the bolded portion, it's because we've been chewed out enough on frequency by controllers that some folks don't want to anger a controller. I get chewed out by ATL controllers on a fairly frequent basis, seemingly because they're angry that I don't know some bit of local knowledge because I never go there, knowledge which they assume I should know.
Because that's any controllers intention.ATC can eat a dick if they're going to increase workloads on me in IMC.
Because that's any controllers intention.
If a controller is willingly adding workload to a crew when an alternate safe procedure exists, then that controller needs "training"Whether intentional or not, it absolutely happens sometimes, and we (as pilots) can't be afraid of just saying "unable" if we have our hands full.
The implication in this thread was that certain ATC may intentionally give clearances to fixes the pilot is probably not going to have in front of him- for instance, transitioning from a jet route to an approach and being given a low fix.
If a controller is willingly adding workload to a crew when an alternate safe procedure exists, then that controller needs "training"
More often than not, it is the pilots that add extra unnecessary workload to ATC.
Agreed. Ride reports are the first thing that come to my mind. When I say, "light chop, all altitudes" and then get a response, "What about lower?" it drives me bonkers. All altitudes means all altitudes. If we're busy and there is moderate to severe out there then we'll make sure we get you away from it but if it's light chop then sometimes you just have to deal with it. Yeah, sometimes we may be exaggerating because FL330 has been reported the best ride but when you have 20 aircraft on frequency, not everyone can be at 33.
Another one that drives me nuts is when after calling the traffic they're following on final, they go "We got him on the fishfinder"! I wish I could reply: "Roger, caution wake turbulence, follow the big fish, cleared visual approach RWY4R"