Hilarious pilot blog

I'm still reading all of these! Been reading little snippets as I find time during the day. His descriptions of events, emotions or whatever are some of the funniest things I've read in a long time. I woke up my roommate by laughing this morning after reading the one about the mexican food's revenge.

This guy should definitely keep updating and probably write a book. :clap:
 
My favorite part so far....

Get into PHL late (2330). Get the security guard to give me a ride to a rough part of town for beer. Sit out front of hotel with Capt. and a cute FA drinking duty free rum till about 0230. Capt ends up getting a blow job from the FA. All I got was this stupid headache.


:D :D
 
"The driver on the employee bus has angry Ice Cube eyes. He accelerates hard around the horseshoe before I even get my bag in the rack."

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:rotfl:
 
I could not stop laughing throughout that thing!! Absolutely hilarious!!! He certainly has a gift for writing!
 
Our Jet Blue jumpseater has apparently eaten a dead cat’s ass before joining us. I offer him gum, usually a fairly subtle and innocuous way to hint that maybe your breath is malodorous death. “Oh no thanks.” A stinky cherry to top the ****-sundae that is always LGA on day 4.
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CRJDriver said:
My favorite part so far....

Get into PHL late (2330). Get the security guard to give me a ride to a rough part of town for beer. Sit out front of hotel with Capt. and a cute FA drinking duty free rum till about 0230. Capt ends up getting a blow job from the FA. All I got was this stupid headache.


:D :D
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I didn't see that story. Is that hiding somewhere else or on a link I didn't see?
 
Can we get this guy to be a speaker at NJC? Or at least drink and share stories at the event?

This blog is so full of win.
 
Rocketman99 said:
Ok, I think my internet is broken. I don't have that story when I go to the website. No joke.
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I feel better now. Wasn't going to say anything. I only have 6 stories- Level Up, Trojan Gift Wrap, And All the King’s Men, Mexican Turf War, No Good Deed and Good Idea, Bishop Should Go. Are there more somewhere else?

EDIT: Okay just figured it out....more stories show up if you use FireFox instead of IE. Wierd, but more great reading ahead, happily. Try that Rocket, worked for me.
 
Eh, I don't have firefox and don't want to download it. Guess I'll just have to live a few stories short. That is pretty freakin' weird though why you don't get all the stories in IE. Actually, time to do some digging as to why that is...
 
Rocketman99 said:
Eh, I don't have firefox and don't want to download it. Guess I'll just have to live a few stories short. That is pretty freakin' weird though why you don't get all the stories in IE. Actually, time to do some digging as to why that is...
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You'll be sorry.....4 more stories!!!

I use Firefox quite a bit, should use it more since the security is so much better than IE. It's no biggie to download and just stick the shortcut for it on your desktop. You still have the option to select IE as your main browser. It actually has better features like ad blocker for example, than IE as well.
 
Yeah, I know about the better security. I just don't like firefox. Oddly enough, if I view the source coding it appears all the stories are there. Something strange in how IE displays the page.
 
Can't say enough about those posts! I know this copies the OP...but...seriously, someone find this guy and tell him to keep writing!
 
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