Hijacked C172 crashes into Van Nuys airport building

to add on to this, here's how we should be doing this:

jacking - stealing a mode of conveyance and/or masturbating (furiously)
carjacking - car theft while the car is in operation
bikejacking - bike theft while the person is on the bike
lojacking - snooping on a car (theft of user privacy with a car)
hijack - stealing a flying vehicle in flight or during time immediately preparing for flight

I have some proposals though for other forms of jacking:

seajacking - a euphemism for nautical piracy
floatjacking - see seajacking, but also relevant to seaplanes
chutejacking - stealing a parachutists parachute
...

I could go on.

Too many jackings. Take some jacking off.
 
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I used to laugh when hearing people paged in an airline terminal and all I could think of was this: "Mr. Meoff, Mr. Jack Meoff, please pickup the white courtesy phone....
 
Hijacked? really. I'll agree to stolen.



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Thieves broke into a flight school at Van Nuys Airport in Los Angeles and hijacked a plane – before crashing it into a building, according to authorities.

A single-engine Cessna was stolen from the airport, and one person has been detained, according to NBC4.

Law enforcement told the outlet that the plane did not get off the ground, and it is unclear whether there authorities are searching for anyone else in connection.

Well, GTA made it look a lot easier.
 
I used to laugh when hearing people paged in an airline terminal and all I could think of was this: "Mr. Meoff, Mr. Jack Meoff, please pickup the white courtesy phone....
Once upon a time I made a fake passenger manifest that was all joke names like that at my 135. I never had the guts to actually slip it to someone and see if they called the names looking for those pax tho.
 
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