Oh that's nothing man!
So I took Kristie's car down to the dealership for some warranty work. They send me over to Enterprise for a loaner car and the guy is asking the normal questions.
Then "What's your employer?"
(dammit!)
"I work for Delta"
"The airline? Are you a pilot?"
"No, I'm a poet for Delta. I write all of that touchy feely stuff in SkyMagazine"
(blank stare)
"You're a pilot. I used to date a stewardess for AMerican, do you have any of those flight coupons?"
"No"
"Wow, you know you do!"
(next guy swivels his chair around)
"You said you're a pilot? What's your route?"
"Various..."
"Been to Alaska?"
"Yup." (stare at my watch because I'm missing the David Leibowitz show)
"What's it like?"
"Holland America had a great ship, but I didn't spend more than a few hours in port"
"You ever fly up there?"
"No. Hey, I've gotta run I'm a little late for an appointment"
"Well, if you have any extra flight coupons, come on by, here's my business card. Wow, I liked dating that stewardess because when she was gone, she was gone, but when she was in town, hubba hubba!"
(forced smile and a nod from me)
"How much are tickets to Anchorage?"
"I dunno, you'll have to call your travel agent..."
"Yeah, but come on, what do they really cost to Anchorage?"
And so on and so on.... GRRrrr...