Here's your callsign!

willc

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Just a funny story for all you military aviators that know about the meaning of callsigns.

Okay, so my buddy who is about two weeks ahead of me in flight school is on an out and in to Arcadiana, LA from Pensacola, FL. We are both flying the mighty T-2 Buckeye (yes, they are still flying). He gets out to Arcadiana just fine and goes to strap in for the flight back. When he gets in he scoots his but back into the seat and then slides down. As he begins to cinch his lap belts he hears a pop and a hisss sound. Looks to his left and his O2 hose and Composite Disconnect have separated. EP is to secure the O2, he does and comes up on ICS to tell the IP. He only then notices that his leg strap is wraped around the Manual Overide Handle (MOR), which by the way, in this aircraft is safety wired down. So he now has released his O2 and is essentially released from the ejection seat with only the parachute strapped to his back. He unhooked himself from the chute and egressed from the jet. (though the story has morphed into him walking into the FBO with the parachute dragging behind)

Needless to say the IP saftied the aft ejection seat and flew home by himself leaving my buddy in the middle of LA waiting for a rescue aircraft. By the time he got home (8 hours later) I had heard the story and immediatly started thinking of callsigns. So, I came up with IROK. For you military aviators this should ring a bell. It is the after ejection parachute descent procedures: Inflate (LPU) Raft Options Koch fittings. The callsign has officially stuck, now that the CO is calling him by it.

Anyways, it was a potentially serious situation that fortunately wasn't serious. Just thought I would share. Anyone want to share their callsign or a freinds?
 
A guy I know earn himself the callsign "Gonzo" when someone overheard a conversation between him and his wife. They were discussing whether he should consider "manscaping", and thought they were discussing it in a private location.

For those who don't know, "manscaping" is when a guy shaves his pubic hair.


Anyway, the person who overheard the conversation piped up in a loud voice and said, "Don't do it man! You don't want it to look like Gonzo, do you?"

If you are having trouble placing the reference, think back to the muppet show, and then think back to what Gonzo looked like... especially the big hooked nose.
 
I am nowhere near a military pilot, but my "callsign" has been designated as "Rudder"




stupid control cables......
 
T-2s still having pitch trim problems?

I haven't heard of any incidents for about two years since I have been associated with TRAWING 6. However, among the 39 boldface EP's there is one for runaway elevator trim. What were the problems?
 
A guy I know earn himself the callsign "Gonzo" when someone overheard a conversation between him and his wife. They were discussing whether he should consider "manscaping", and thought they were discussing it in a private location.

For those who don't know, "manscaping" is when a guy shaves his pubic hair.


Anyway, the person who overheard the conversation piped up in a loud voice and said, "Don't do it man! You don't want it to look like Gonzo, do you?"

If you are having trouble placing the reference, think back to the muppet show, and then think back to what Gonzo looked like... especially the big hooked nose.

Now that is hilarious!
 
I haven't heard of any incidents for about two years since I have been associated with TRAWING 6. However, among the 39 boldface EP's there is one for runaway elevator trim. What were the problems?


Runaway pitch-down trim. One was lost inn the break when the trim ran away after the pitchout and the crew couldn't eject in time. Killed the IP and the stud DAB. NATOPS fix was "pitch trim CB- PULL" for low-level or pattern entry.

Nice fix.....
 
Runaway pitch-down trim. One was lost inn the break when the trim ran away after the pitchout and the crew couldn't eject in time. Killed the IP and the stud DAB. NATOPS fix was "pitch trim CB- PULL" for low-level or pattern entry.

Nice fix.....


Crew Chiefs must have thought of that one :)
 
Runaway pitch-down trim. One was lost inn the break when the trim ran away after the pitchout and the crew couldn't eject in time. Killed the IP and the stud DAB. NATOPS fix was "pitch trim CB- PULL" for low-level or pattern entry.

Nice fix.....

That is part of the EP:
1. Trim Disconnect switch - Disconnect
2. Trim control circuit breaker - Pull

However, I have not heard of having to pull the CB when on a low level or the break, both of which we do. I wonder if they made some sort of an airframe fix or if that procedure just dropped out of NATOPS. Good to know, I'll have to keep that in the hip pocket. Thanks
 
My uncle's callsign was 'tubby' because he had a habit of hooking up with fat chicks when he was drunk.




.... I made that up, but "chubs" would be hilarious too.
 
Speaking of funny callsigns, I just saw my pal "Grinch" a couple legs ago.

He was an F-14 pilot, but his 'side job' in the navy was the guy who was kind of the 'legal liason' for some of the sailors while they were at port. So he'd have to occasionally bust up a party or convince the sailor that "No ensign, you're not in love, she just wants citizenship and to go to the BX... get in the jeep we're going back to the ship"

You can't see him, but some of his flying is in Top Gun.
 
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