Happy Birthday MJG 407!

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It is 12:34 Central time and that means that my good friend Mike is officially old in the Midwestern United States! Have an excellent day and I hope you get good presents. Happy Birthday!

(As many of you know, I am a guru, as evidenced by my MNKD thread some time back. I am personally buying Pfizer (Viagra) and Kimberly-Clark (Depends Undergarments) in honor of Mike's 40th birthday)
 
Happy birthday, stud... I know you're busy, but have a great birthday anyway!!! :D :bandit:

Damn, Jim, you're on top of things! I thought I'd be the one to start the thread first thing this morning. :dunno: ;)
 
Happy birthday, stud... I know you're busy, but have a great birthday anyway!!! :D :bandit:

Damn, Jim, you're on top of things! I thought I'd be the one to start the thread first thing this morning. :dunno: ;)

My bromance is strong.

And, my Blackberry tells me birthdays and such! I saw the birthday alert when I was putting it away for the night.
 
I'm thinking of it more as a day of mourning.... lost are the NRBs, ability to drink all night without consequence, gained is the ability to grow hair where none was before. Ah and to celebrate it, I get to attend 2 hours of sexual harassment training.....


Thanks all!
 
I'm thinking of it more as a day of mourning.... lost are the NRBs, ability to drink all night without consequence, gained is the ability to grow hair where none was before. Ah and to celebrate it, I get to attend 2 hours of sexual harassment training.....


Thanks all!

Aero Union is soooo awesome! To actually offer a class that will refine and perfect the art of sexual harassment is really cutting edge! Someday, although my firm is in its infancy, I hope to be able to avail myself of this kind of training!

My corporate mottos:

1) If there is a job to do, it may as well be done by a pretty girl.
2) You can teach em to type. You can't teach em to grow tits.
 
Happy Birthday Mate. And for the "other thread" you drank Navy coffee and have nothing to prove, you can have all the Fru-fru coffee drinks you want:D
 
Happy Birthday Mate. And for the "other thread" you drank Navy coffee and have nothing to prove, you can have all the Fru-fru coffee drinks you want:D
happy birthday chief! You can even use moisturizer and eye cream if you want, you do fly huge airplanes into canyons and save homes...
Seriously, have a great day!
 
happy birthday chief! You can even use moisturizer and eye cream if you want, you do fly huge airplanes into canyons and save homes...
Seriously, have a great day!
I do use eye creams and moisturizers, mostly to get the smell of smoke off of my skin. :laff:
 
Happy birthday!!!

Aero Union is soooo awesome! To actually offer a class that will refine and perfect the art of sexual harassment is really cutting edge! Someday, although my firm is in its infancy, I hope to be able to avail myself of this kind of training!.



...and Waco, Hope you're planning on teaching the course, 'cause you certainly need no further training...
 
It is 12:34 Central time and that means that my good friend Mike is officially old in the Midwestern United States! Have an excellent day and I hope you get good presents. Happy Birthday!

(As many of you know, I am a guru, as evidenced by my MNKD thread some time back. I am personally buying Pfizer (Viagra) and Kimberly-Clark (Depends Undergarments) in honor of Mike's 40th birthday)
Oh and thanks. I just got a sympathy card from my secretary and a bunch of gaudy balloons. Just glad no one thinks I look 40.
 
Dude,
You know the chicks dig my young boyishy handsome good looks, athletic build on my 6'1" frame. Stop being so jealous.

Side note, Michael just came by today.

First of all...I have a 165 lbs drapped across a 6 ft. frame. And...I am still young. So there.

Second. Glad he came by - shoot me an email if you get a chance.
 
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