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Gulfstream International Airlines to expand and purchase 20 Boeing 777s
Friday April 1, 12:01 am ET
Fort Lauderdale, Florida (AP) –Gulfstream International Airlines announced early today the acquisition of 20 Boeing 777 Aircraft valued at over 2.5 Billion Dollars. Gulfstreams CEO announced early this morning, “We are excited to announce the acquisition of these fine aircraft and look forward to starting service to Europe once we can get them online.”
The company has also unveiled a new training program to allow those who want to pursue a career as a pilot. Gulfstreams CEO went on to outline this program. “Our training school, Gulfstream Training Academy is ready to meet the demands of those out their in the world ready to make a career for themselves as Commercial Airline Pilots. With our acquisition of the 777 we are offering a new program that will set anyone up for a career in ANY airline once they train with us. For the low cost of $2,999,999*, that’s right for a cost under three million dollars, we are offering a new Boeing 777 training program, the first of its kind in the world. Those in the program will be trained on Microsoft Flight Simulator. The pilots will fly Microsoft Flight Simulator until they rear ends are hurting so badly from sitting down for so long. After they have logged the appropriate time playing Microsoft flight simulator, we will then allow them to perform lavatory services on the 777s before their flights to Europe. After two months cleaning the toilets those enrolled in the program will be ready to sit on the Jumpseat for two Atlantic crossing in the 777. While sitting in the Jumpseat you will have the most important task of obtaining the ATIS information, looking outside to watch the stars, and think to yourself ‘HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I am a Boeing 777 Pilot! What about those poor CFI Scrubs! I’M An AIRLINE PILOT! I’M AN AIRLINE PILOT! LOOK AT ME LADIES!’ After enrollment and successful completion in our program our candidates will be ready to be hired by any Airline as a first officer on their Boeing 777 Aircraft. Zero time to Boeing 777 in a few months can’t beat that!”
*Uniform NOT Included
Gulfstream International Airlines to expand and purchase 20 Boeing 777s
Friday April 1, 12:01 am ET
Fort Lauderdale, Florida (AP) –Gulfstream International Airlines announced early today the acquisition of 20 Boeing 777 Aircraft valued at over 2.5 Billion Dollars. Gulfstreams CEO announced early this morning, “We are excited to announce the acquisition of these fine aircraft and look forward to starting service to Europe once we can get them online.”
The company has also unveiled a new training program to allow those who want to pursue a career as a pilot. Gulfstreams CEO went on to outline this program. “Our training school, Gulfstream Training Academy is ready to meet the demands of those out their in the world ready to make a career for themselves as Commercial Airline Pilots. With our acquisition of the 777 we are offering a new program that will set anyone up for a career in ANY airline once they train with us. For the low cost of $2,999,999*, that’s right for a cost under three million dollars, we are offering a new Boeing 777 training program, the first of its kind in the world. Those in the program will be trained on Microsoft Flight Simulator. The pilots will fly Microsoft Flight Simulator until they rear ends are hurting so badly from sitting down for so long. After they have logged the appropriate time playing Microsoft flight simulator, we will then allow them to perform lavatory services on the 777s before their flights to Europe. After two months cleaning the toilets those enrolled in the program will be ready to sit on the Jumpseat for two Atlantic crossing in the 777. While sitting in the Jumpseat you will have the most important task of obtaining the ATIS information, looking outside to watch the stars, and think to yourself ‘HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I am a Boeing 777 Pilot! What about those poor CFI Scrubs! I’M An AIRLINE PILOT! I’M AN AIRLINE PILOT! LOOK AT ME LADIES!’ After enrollment and successful completion in our program our candidates will be ready to be hired by any Airline as a first officer on their Boeing 777 Aircraft. Zero time to Boeing 777 in a few months can’t beat that!”
*Uniform NOT Included
