Gettin' colder

XcalibeR said:
Don't know if you read the Dakota Student last week, but there as an article that explained just that :D Anytime the wind is out of the north, the campus will probably smell. There are several things to the north that make the town smell like flowers: junkyard, lagoons, Simplot, sugarbeet factory, etc.
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beet plant is to the northeast over in east grand forks. almost east
 
juxtapilot said:
Why are you amazed?
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Well, good question I guess. I heard it was kinda lame before I read it anyways. The columnists are just... ugh. For example, that "letter to Michael Vick," from the "dogs' perspective." What was that? I seriously could tell that I was getting dumber as I was reading it. Same with the article about how you aren't "manly" for drinking "miller chill." There was also one story that I was trying to read, and when I looked on the page it was supposedly continued on, it wasn't even there. Nor was it in the rest of the paper. I'm not trying to sound too negative, though. I actually find this stuff kind of inspiring.

EDIT: Oh, and the politcal commentary? Hmmmmm, I won't go there, heh.
 
ChadW346 said:
Side note: I am amazed by how much the Dakota Student sucks.
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I was always kind of glad about the poor caliber of the Dakota Stupid. What makes a good college newspaper to many is how many "i don't know why i am but i am" liberals they can get to write about how crappy the current administration is. Who needs another media outlet to help them figure that one out? On the other end you can get some crazy conservative who thinks the second amendment is the answer to life's problems. What the DS has going for it is complete apathy! It answers all of life's important questions! Where am i going to drink this weekend? Why does that B@#%h wear sweat pants everyday?

What makes the DS worse is a certain columnist who feels the need to tell everyone else equally obvious things. People in GF drink because there is nothing else to do and the ever awesome i am a Jewish Pilot from Colorado...Did i mention I'm a pilot who doesn't like GF.... Well no $h#t we already know aviation majors hate GF why waste the ink. I mean c'mon i would rather learn about what type of STD's your likely to get from each sorority
 
Bignellyxx said:
What makes the DS worse is a certain columnist who feels the need to tell everyone else equally obvious things. People in GF drink because there is nothing else to do and the ever awesome i am a Jewish Pilot from Colorado...Did i mention I'm a pilot who doesn't like GF.... Well no $h#t we already know aviation majors hate GF why waste the ink. I mean c'mon i would rather learn about what type of STD's your likely to get from each sorority.
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Heck yeah LOL!!!!:nana2: That could be the followup to last year's article on the sweat pants. :laff:
 
Bignellyxx said:
I was always kind of glad about the poor caliber of the Dakota Stupid. What makes a good college newspaper to many is how many "i don't know why i am but i am" liberals they can get to write about how crappy the current administration is. Who needs another media outlet to help them figure that one out? On the other end you can get some crazy conservative who thinks the second amendment is the answer to life's problems. What the DS has going for it is complete apathy! It answers all of life's important questions! Where am i going to drink this weekend? Why does that B@#%h wear sweat pants everyday?

What makes the DS worse is a certain columnist who feels the need to tell everyone else equally obvious things. People in GF drink because there is nothing else to do and the ever awesome i am a Jewish Pilot from Colorado...Did i mention I'm a pilot who doesn't like GF.... Well no $h#t we already know aviation majors hate GF why waste the ink. I mean c'mon i would rather learn about what type of STD's your likely to get from each sorority
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Oh but WAIT.... Now the new trend is to be an "I don't know why I am, but I am" liberTARIAN. Haha, check this dude out.

http://media.www.dakotastudent.com/...08/31/Opinion/A.Time.For.Revolt-2945310.shtml

ReMeMbEr ReMeMbEr tHe FiFtH oF nOvEmBerRrR - XxVFORVENDETTAxX
 
AngelFuree said:
lmao, I remember that article!!!
I think I know the solution to his problem...but it would be too obvious to say and perhaps a matter of choice. :D
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Haha! But of course, people these days are just not willing to accept such an easy self-motivation-requiring solution. Just check out the people showering his article with supportive comments! I tell ya, there has to be a magical solution to everything. Have you seen the commercials for that "RESTLESS LEG SYNDROME"? Ugh, I could go on and on. "WAHHH I DON'T FIT THE MOLD! BLAHHHHH 5'7" AND 270 LBS IS THE WAY GOOD OLE GOD MADE ME! WAHHH!" I don't think that size is naturally proportionate, aye?
 
Yeah...I think I could go on and on too but I already caused too many problems in another thread in the lav earlier this month. hehehe

...and no I haven't seen the commercials...I wonder if it's on youtube?
 
ChadW346 said:
Oh but WAIT.... Now the new trend is to be an "I don't know why I am, but I am" liberTARIAN. Haha, check this dude out.

http://media.www.dakotastudent.com/...08/31/Opinion/A.Time.For.Revolt-2945310.shtml

ReMeMbEr ReMeMbEr tHe FiFtH oF nOvEmBerRrR - XxVFORVENDETTAxX
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Sorry i only made it about 2 paragraphs before i stabbed myself with the nearest pen....who is the editor? They should just all stick to satire like last years April fools edition or just use the money to distribute The Onion on campus
 
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