Funny Things Kids Say

I got my neice a life size Princess Genevieve Barbie from Barbie and the 12 Dancing Princesses for her 4th birthday. And she walked around with her all day calling her " Genevieve Darling." And at some point she walked up to my mom, who she calls Grandpa, and whispered in her ear, " Grandpa, is Genevieve Darling real like me?" It was so cute!
 
Over the course of about a week my 4yr nephew(at the time) would say things like "the bastard said that dogs have momies too" or "the bastard said I was good today". :eek:

Well everytime he said that we would tell him not to talk like that and thats a bad word. His reply was "but thats his name".
:banghead:

Frustrated and confused his dad yelled "no one is named that - stop saying that or Im gonna spank you!".

After about a month he's picking him up from school and he points to a pastor and says "SEE!!!!!!!!!!! its the bastard!!"
:rotfl:
 
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