Funny morning smell... (Rant..ish)

*30 knot North Dakotan wind gust + fat overweight careless sweat-pants-wearing North Dakotan + Chevy Monte Carlo with Dale Earnhardt Package and its 80 lb door + freshly waxed Honda Civic sitting in parking space 1 mile out from store entrance in order to avoid such situations = WAAAAAAAACK!*

Graphic.
 
I never knew a car could receive so many door dings until I moved to Grand Forks, ND

*30 knot North Dakotan wind gust + fat overweight careless sweat-pants-wearing North Dakotan + Chevy Monte Carlo with Dale Earnhardt Package and its 80 lb door + freshly waxed Honda Civic sitting in parking space 1 mile out from store entrance in order to avoid such situations = WAAAAAAAACK!*

:D :D :D

Oh thank gaud for Paintless Dent Removal!

Holy hell, that description is so accurate, I can't even laugh at it! :):mad:
 
I never knew a car could receive so many door dings until I moved to Grand Forks, ND

*30 knot North Dakotan wind gust + fat overweight careless sweat-pants-wearing North Dakotan + Chevy Monte Carlo with Dale Earnhardt Package and its 80 lb door + freshly waxed Honda Civic sitting in parking space 1 mile out from store entrance in order to avoid such situations = WAAAAAAAACK!*

Wow. This deserves like an award or something...
 
I miss all the 180-then-reverse-180's and various stunt driving tricks we'd do in your car :D. How come we never video taped it? (aaah I see... police evidence?) :D

Police evidence indeed! That's probably not gonna stop me this winter though. :D
 
You don't even need snow/ice in GFK it's slippery enough just with water on the road...*cough* Power slide turned into a 360 :cwm27:
 
I don't know what it is, but something stinks so bad that I am laughing my ass off. I'm not even mad. Maybe the Wilke is cooking bacon or something, but seriously, what the hell is that? I haven't ever smelled anything like it. What a silly place!:crazy:

Simplot, you guys also probably got a northwind and Simplot was processing. Do you have the Sour smell or the one where its just right and it smells like french fries.
 
I don't think I've ever had Simplot smell just right. It's always a bad smell when its blowing over town.
 
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