I had my water taken away on a deadhead. I was out of uniform. TSA agent said, rudely, "You outta uniform. You can' take this."
I replied, "I've got a uniform in my bag... if I change into it and take my water, we're safe?"
She says, even more rudely, "If you wan' to go change, then yes, you can you take it."
"Ah, no thanks. You can have the water. That's a real sensible rule you have there."
"Sir, it ain' my roo, it's they roo."
"You are they, and you're the one enforcing it. Have a nice day."
She then said something unintelligible as I walked away.
There are few things on this earth as worthless as the TSA.
Threat level Orange.