Forget a DUI, How About A FUI!

[derg]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Well played Doug, well played.

Vegas, baby! Who hasn't done that?

 

[TurdBird]

Vegas, baby! Who hasn't done that?

Never been That's why I'm going to make NJC my first time out there. I have been putting it off for all these years because I'm scared that once I go I'm not going to be asked back.

 

[derg]

Never been That's why I'm going to make NJC my first time out there. I have been putting it off for all these years because I'm scared that once I go I'm not going to be asked back.

Good lord, if ChasenSFO and JordanD haven't gotten themselves on the banned list, I think you'll be alright.

 

[ChasenSFO]

Never been That's why I'm going to make NJC my first time out there. I have been putting it off for all these years because I'm scared that once I go I'm not going to be asked back.

Yeah, like Doug said, don't worry about it. Trust me, its all been done before.

 

[ljg]

Vegas, baby! Who hasn't done that?

Wang to get your wives to agree to go out to NJC at the Bellagio with you? Tell her NJC stands for "Nights Just Cuddling".

 

[derg]

Wang to get your wives to agree to go out to NJC at the Bellagio with you? Tell her NJC stands for "Nights Just Cuddling".

Todays "Unintentional Humor Award" goes to...

 

[flyingbum]

He must have read your book and didn't realize you were kidding.

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Well, It was subtle

 

[GX]

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At least he wasn't flying naked and didn't try to fight it out with the cop. If I was his attorney, I'd point that out to the judge. Doesn't that count for something?

Today's DWI naked arrest - Singer Randy Travis
http://www.philly.com/philly/entertainment/20120808_ap_randytravisarrestednakedchargedwithdwi.html?cmpid=138887484

Blame it on the vodka, blame it on the Henny, blame it on the bath salts, gotcha feelin crazy....

 

[Cessnaflyer]

I used to fill this guys airplane in Spokane all the time. We always joked he was drunk we never thought he was going to be caught.
http://blogs.seattleweekly.com/dailyweekly/2012/06/paul_roessler_pilot_from_feder.php

 

[JordanD]

Good lord, if ChasenSFO and JordanD haven't gotten themselves on the banned list, I think you'll be alright.

I'm pretty tame. Unless the rickroll goes out of style enough for everyone to want to chase me down the strip with pitchforks.

 

[Douglas]

There were stories at the homedrome of an old-timer repeatedly opening his bonanza window on short final and leaving a string of empty beer cans, the activity stopped when the he was asked to stop littering on airport property. Pretty much a win.

 

[Tommay85]

cmill !

LOOOOOOOOOOL! Oh god, I just about died laughing!