First Class rape

I'm am speculating here. I have flown business class from the US to Europe on several times. On those longs hauls they turn down the lights, it's dark. Introduce alcohol or some other drug, put something that camouflages the "pod." It's plausible.
 
Yeah IMS they were drinking in the lounge prior to the flight. Scumbag decides this constitutes Consent, and it's off to prison you go. On the plus side, he wasn't Murcan, for once.
 
Could this be just a simple misunderstanding between smoking dope and the meaning of the "mile high club"?
 
Having consensual sex on an airplane isn't impossible, but it's not easy. Going after it the hard way seems problematic.
 
Having consensual sex on an airplane isn't impossible, but it's not easy. Going after it the hard way seems problematic.

Yeah I'd say he had to work harder than your average sick **** for his future jail sentence.
 
With the "He was later released “under investigation,” police said." why do y'all assume stuff?
 
Very long story short, I had a girl in the middle row of a transcon red eye pass out on my lap. Well actually she first passed out on the lap of a woman on the aisle seat, and we played reverse weeble-wobble all night pushing her back and forth. My terrifying fear was that she would wake up with her head on my crotch and I'd be carted off, so I slammed clicked that FA call button.

FAs eventually got her up and moving enough to go to the lav - where she locked herself in for a half hour. Brought her back to her seat (yay!) where she passed out again, though mostly upright. Woke up at the end of the flight with no idea what had happened. Likely too many sleeping pills. Thanks for the night of no sleep, c-word.
 
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Very long story short, I had a girl in the middle row of a transcon red eye pass out on my lap. Well actually she first passed out on the lap of a woman on the aisle seat, and we played reverse weeble-wobble all night pushing her back and forth. My terrifying fear was that she would wake up with her head on my crotch and I'd be carted off, so I click slammed that FA call button.

FAs eventually got her up and moving enough to go to the laugh - where she locked herself in for a half hour. Brought her back to her seat (yay!) where she passed out again, though mostly upright. Woke up at the end of the flight with no idea what had happened. Likely too many sleeping pills. Thanks for the night of now sleep, c-word.
Had a girl sitting next to me on a flight from Warsaw to Chicago once, talked a bit, watched a movie, laughed about our Hungarian seat neighbor that downed a bottle of vodka from duty free, arranged his meal service items in an immaculately ideal order and passed out. She asked if it's ok if she hugs me when sleeping, said sure, so she put her head on my chest, wrapped her arm around me and fell asleep. Didn't quite see that coming, honestly, but whatever. I'm sure we looked cute.
 
Had a girl sitting next to me on a flight from Warsaw to Chicago once, talked a bit, watched a movie, laughed about our Hungarian seat neighbor that downed a bottle of vodka from duty free, arranged his meal service items in an immaculately ideal order and passed out. She asked if it's ok if she hugs me when sleeping, said sure, so she put her head on my chest, wrapped her arm around me and fell asleep. Didn't quite see that coming, honestly, but whatever. I'm sure we looked cute.

Be a good idea to get a signed waiver, with witness initials, these days
 
There was that Northwest employee that somewhere over the Pacific on a lightly loaded flight decided to go and sit next to a sleeping Japanese woman and fap all over her then was shocked when she woke up and caught him in the act and tried to play off randomly being in the seat next to her with his pee pee out. Not illegal, of course, but frowned upon.

Had a girl sitting next to me on a flight from Warsaw to Chicago once, talked a bit, watched a movie, laughed about our Hungarian seat neighbor that downed a bottle of vodka from duty free, arranged his meal service items in an immaculately ideal order and passed out. She asked if it's ok if she hugs me when sleeping, said sure, so she put her head on my chest, wrapped her arm around me and fell asleep. Didn't quite see that coming, honestly, but whatever. I'm sure we looked cute.
I've heard that it's more common to lean against strangers and stuff in Eastern Europe but I've never been. Long ago going ORD-SFO in the middle row of a 777 I had some cute Russian chick traveling with 2 friends not say a word to me the entire flight up until the drink service and then all of a sudden just lay down on me, cuddle, and KO for about 3 hours until we were pulling in the gate. Then she just smiled at me and got up, still never said anything. Of course, being a stupid 19-year-old kid, neither did I, regrettably. Never heard her speak English either, tho.

I'm am speculating here. I have flown business class from the US to Europe on several times. On those longs hauls they turn down the lights, it's dark. Introduce alcohol or some other drug, put something that camouflages the "pod." It's plausible.
You'd be surprised what you can get away with when the cabin lights go out without raising alarm. But I don't mean that in a rapey way.
 
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There was that Northwest employee that somewhere over the Pacific on a lightly loaded flight decided to go and sit next to a sleeping Japanese woman and fap all over her then was shocked when she woke up and caught him in the act and tried to play off randomly being in the seat next to her with his pee pee out. Not illegal, of course, but frowned upon.


I've heard that it's more common to lean against strangers and stuff in Eastern Europe but I've never been. Long ago going ORD-SFO in the middle row of a 777 I had some cute Russian chick traveling with 2 friends not say a word to me the entire flight up until the drink service and then all of a sudden just lay down on me, cuddle, and KO for about 3 hours until we were pulling in the gate. Then she just smiled at me and got up, still never said anything. Of course, being a stupid 19-year-old kid, neither did I, regrettably. Never heard her speak English either, tho.


You'd be surprised what you can get away with when the cabin lights go out without raising alarm. But I don't mean that in a rapey way.
Is that what they are calling it these days? :)
 
There was that Northwest employee that somewhere over the Pacific on a lightly loaded flight decided to go and sit next to a sleeping Japanese woman and fap all over her then was shocked when she woke up and caught him in the act and tried to play off randomly being in the seat next to her with his pee pee out. Not illegal, of course, but frowned upon.

Wait what? I'm pretty sure that's...like...very illegal?
 
The most touch I've ever gotten during a flight was a German dude sticking his elbows into my ribs all night long on a redeye to Frankfurt.

Unfortunately, I'm a hetero dude, so it was not enjoyable.

My guess is someone had too much booze and/or took a sleeping pill and woke up with this guy on top of them, but I can easily see that happening.
 
Wait what? I'm pretty sure that's...like...very illegal?
Preeeeeeeeeetty sure it's just frowned upon.



The most touch I've ever gotten during a flight was a German dude sticking his elbows into my ribs all night long on a redeye to Frankfurt.

Unfortunately, I'm a hetero dude, so it was not enjoyable.
Hmm, not quite sure so I'll have to page one of our resident butt seks connoisseurs, but I'm fairly sure that being homosexual wouldn't make that...arousing. @Maximilian_Jenius if Swayne or similar was doing that long haul, lights off, full chub, half chub, or no chub?
 
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There was a fat dude who was talking to his buddy in the terminal while waiting on his SWA flight about how he deliberately takes the middle seat of an empty row in order that people won’t want to sit next to him and he ends up with the row to himself.
 
There was a fat dude who was talking to his buddy in the terminal while waiting on his SWA flight about how he deliberately takes the middle seat of an empty row in order that people won’t want to sit next to him and he ends up with the row to himself.
When I flew Southwest to HNL a few months ago, a woman was doing just that as she boarded ahead of her husband and son, who went to get food, planning to save them a row. I'm just standing there waiting for the line to move and I heard this (surprisingly young and also surprisingly not white) "Karen" just say, "You can't do that, you can't just sit there in the middle of the row and put things on the seats". The woman tried to explain that she'd asked the gate agent if there would be open seats and she said there'd be plenty. The young lady was having none of it and was holding us all up raising her voice about "the rules" and how we all have to follow them, and she will enforce them if the crew won't. She then apologized to all of us...but on behalf of the woman saving the seats, saying, "I'm sorry this plane isn't going to go anywhere because this woman can't follow the rules". The F/A even told her there would be plenty of emptyish rows...but that set her off even more hearing a crew member dismiss her call to arms. No idea what happened, but Oakland Center Oceanic took a crap and we sat in the gate 1.5 hours so they had plenty of time to eventually figure it out.

I hope she meets that fat guy one day. We'll see it on YouTube.
 
I had a young woman, of unknowable non-English speaking European nationality, do what was described on an international long haul once. I didn't move for like 4 hours because I felt bad disturbing her, soundly asleep on my shoulder. Very strange and not what we Americans would typically do. No, I did not take advantage. We did talk briefly during meal time, mostly in hand signals. And then she did it again haha. If I hadn't been married at the time, I'd have probably proposed to make good on her :) My wife thought it was a pretty funny story at least
 
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