Fights are the fault of pilots.

Yeah, however, they're largely everywhere now.

Every time there's a fare sale when the temperature is above 80F or you're +/- one week from a major holiday:

PEOPLE.

GET.

CRAZY.

And then they blame it on us.

it's "Children of Men" without the virus.

Side thing here - Children of Men is one of the best movies of all time. It's highly underrated.

So much art in that movie.
 
I nearly caused a ruckus one night when I failed to recognize the "Packers" as some kind of sports collective from the mid-west. "Hockey" was apparently not the answer. No points.

Eh, live and learn.
 
I nearly caused a ruckus one night when I failed to recognize the "Packers" as some kind of sports collective from the mid-west. "Hockey" was apparently not the answer. No points.

Eh, live and learn.

I'm going to get on an Air Canada flight and then talk about how the beer sucks
 
I'm going to get on an Air Canada flight and then talk about how the beer sucks

Just be sure to refrain from clapping upon landing:

OTTAWA, ON—Last week, with the help of lobbyists from Air Canada, a new bill left the Senate and was given Royal Assent, passing it into law. It is now illegal to applaud after a plane has landed at its destination.

The law, now dubbed the Just Stop It Act, guarantees a minimum of seven years in jail and up to a $175,000 fine. "We think it's more than fair," says Air Canada CEO George Lavigne. "If you can't do the time, then don't do the crime." In this instance, the crime is banging your palms together after touchdown.

http://www.cbc.ca/comedy/air-canada...r-passengers-who-clap-after-landing-1.4104652

:D
 
I nearly caused a ruckus one night when I failed to recognize the "Packers" as some kind of sports collective from the mid-west. "Hockey" was apparently not the answer. No points.

Eh, live and learn.

Which reminds me, I have a 30 hour layover in GRB.

Considering my schedule this week, Endeavor needs a damned scope clause.
 
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