I'm not invested in any of...uh. Whatever is going on here. But ya can't turn Guard off where I work, and that SUCKS when putative adults can't find it within themselves to stfu and at least ACT like adults in public. If your idea of being a "fun person" is "annoying others", why not work retail where you belong and your "talents" can be brought to the entire, general public? Why irritate ME, specifically? What did I ever do to you? Other than, I dunno, ok, maybe I suggested that it would be a good idea to learn to read or count without using your fingers.
I mean I think it's all basically the same angry old man stuff as other threads. To wit, our parents, and certainly THEIR parents were serious people. They had serious concerns about serious events and serious subjects. They read serious BOOKS. They not only created jets, split the atom, and landed on the moon, but also worried about the arc of human history and what would become of all of their serious efforts (they also created the models of the universe which even *allow* for the sort of lazy solipsism I'm nerd-raging against here, btw, but nevermind).
And I guess they were right to be worried, because while they created a world in which big, serious ideas of physics, mathematics, and philosophy (for wont of a better word) became legitimately popular, it gives every appearance of having been a flash in the pan. Because, well, you know. Meowing on guard, Kardashians, vaccines are s3Kr1T Poison, and we should all be eternally set against each other because some accident of birth defines our Identity such that the only way to view the entire freaking experience of being alive is as a fragment of some "intersectional identity", rather than as the burning, aware, original, individual, ineluctable intellects that every one of us is. Ahem.
But seriously you should get off my lawn. No joke, no metaphor. The hydrangeas are delicate. Screw off.