Favorite airline rant copy/pasted from reader comments

What are the chances of that happening? Unfortunately, too many guys value their worth by this job.

The "Im an airline pilot!" Rather than the, "I fly planes and it pays the bills.". :)

I have no idea.
 
You just don't know the North Scottsdale Starbucks clientele. Our Target needs a stripper pole.

It's plastic as hell up there. SDL used to actually be the "West's Most Western Town". It long ago lost that monniker. It's too bad, as I can remember when the ONLY thing north of Shea on Scottsdale Road was the airport and Rawhide.
 
You just don't know the North Scottsdale Starbucks clientele. Our Target needs a stripper pole.

Hmm, our Meijer has small retail booths available for rent at the front of the store, perhaps someone should consider putting a stripper pole in one of them and putting on a show! Could be a viable source of income!
 
It's plastic as hell up there. SDL used to actually be the "West's Most Western Town". It long ago lost that monniker. It's too bad, as I can remember when the ONLY thing north of Shea on Scottsdale Road was the airport and Rawhide.

Silicone and plastic are very different materials, Michael.
 
Hmm, our Meijer has small retail booths available for rent at the front of the store, perhaps someone should consider putting a stripper pole in one of them and putting on a show! Could be a viable source of income!

If I had the body for it, I would totally strip. You would have no folded $1 left, MQ! ha!
 
The silicone is inside, the plastic is in the personality. :D

Oh so the girl with the big plastic ho-haws you see traipsing Paradise Valley you want to have a in-depth discussion about the later years of the Hapsburg Dynasty and the societal ramifications on the Austro-Hungarian social strata? MikeD, you're not becoming "family" on us, are ya? :)

(runs for cover, waits for low thud of a Blackhawk helicopter with FFAR's aimed at present IP address)
 
I wish I had the personality to be a stripper, I hear they can bring in some serious bank!

Unfortunately, I can't dance (and that's kind of a problem for a stripper), and I would not be able to walk onto a stripper's stage without busting up laughing and being entirely UNsexy. Would be a massive FAIL in so many ways!
 
Oh so the girl with the big plastic ho-haws you see traipsing Paradise Valley you want to have a in-depth discussion about the later years of the Hapsburg Dynasty and the societal ramifications on the Austro-Hungarian social strata? MikeD, you're not becoming "family" on us, are ya? :)

(runs for cover, waits for low thud of a Blackhawk helicopter with FFAR's aimed at present IP address)

Family man?!?!?

Im going to find you Douglas. In fact, Im going to show you on video what your house looks like under crosshairs. :D
 
Family man?!?!?

Im going to find you Douglas. In fact, Im going to show you on video what your house looks like under crosshairs. :D

Didn't you already use JCWHQ as a checkpoint during the stink-bug days?
 
I think there's merit on both sides. I find it aggravating when a company (airline or otherwise) advertises one fee, then charges a bunch more in service fees. Just give me the price up front please.

I'm equally annoyed by the stupidity of somebody who thought a round trip to the Caribbean would cost less than a dinner for 2 at Chilli's.
 
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