FAA grounds Discover Air


(in a thick Iraqi accent)

"Discover Air has NOT been grounded. The skies are black with ATA aircraft flying training sorties as we speak. Many frenzied students are lined up for blocks to pay us $60,000 for a guaranteed job. Our ministers at Air Inc speak of the mother of all pilot shortages. Train NOW here at Airline Training Academy. We will litter the streets with the other flight school infidels! Allah Akbar!"
Did anyone see Leno do an "International Jeopardy" spoof last week? It was hilarius! They had the Iraqi Information officer, Dr. Phil, and Gilbert Gotfried playing a Frenchman. It was good.