I accepted an airplane a few days ago where the mechanics were doing a post bird strike inspection. The flight attendants were all complaining about how they had a bird strike and the captain "said NOTHING! He said nothing! And the copilot told us".
I guess they didn't like my answer of "Birds? Oh we hit birds all the darned time, 99.999% of the time you don't even know you just find some blood and some guts that you assume were there already".
*GLARE*