Doors Part Deux

[ZeroPapaGolf]

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if the oxygen masks do deploy, adults use yours first so you will be able to help you child......

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Let the flight attendant(s) make a speech about all that, while YOU fly the plane.

 

[asl]

Hit the "SEATBELTS ON" button, then the F/A's 'll keep everyone strapped in for ya, follow the procedure, work out divert ASAP to nearest suitable, start descent to 15,000, inform ATC, and then .... if you're not too busy working out landing at "magical mystery tour" divert then tell pax what's going on. Oh and call mainteanance!!

 

[Kingairer]

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"Laides and gentlemen, this is you captain

[/ QUOTE ] That would probably confuse the hell outta them.

 

[BoilerPilot2007]

Never say "dont panic"