Delta Throws Pizza Party for Diverted Passengers

[Apophis]

Mmmmmm........Nothing numbs the pain of those pesky flight delays more than high cholesterol and heart disease.

 

[Nick]

Mmmmmm........Nothing numbs the pain of those pesky flight delays more than high cholesterol and heart disease.

Yeah, if you eat it 25 days a month for dinner maybe.

In this case, it's food in the stomach.

 

[Apophis]

Yeah, if you eat it 25 days a month for dinner maybe.

In this case, it's food in the stomach.

Makin' a joke man, nothing more. I think it's nice a large airline like Delta decided to display sensitivity to their stranded passengers. I don't think United would ever do something like that.

 

[SteveC]

Delta sucks.

Eagle union would have bought 'em all shots of Jaeger.

 

[Apophis]

Delta sucks.

Eagle union would have bought 'em all shots of Jaeger.

Yeah, well my airline would have purchased tacos for everybody. Nothing beats tacos. NOTHING.

I win.

 

[derg]

Delta sucks.

Eagle union would have bought 'em all shots of Jaeger.

Post of the week!

 

[SteveC]

Post of the week!

Yay! Moderator bonus check!!!

 

[derg]

Yay! Moderator bonus check!!!

 

[SteveC]

150% base pay, right?!?!!!

 

[SeanD]

Delta sucks.

Eagle union would have bought 'em all shots of Jaeger.

and Irish Car Bombs?

 

[derg]

150% base pay, right?!?!!!

Totally.

 

[MQAAord]

I want a raise too!

But I haven't had any delightfully funny, amusing posts lately so I guess I don't deserve one.

 

[ahsmatt7]

What kind of pizza do you people eat?? I have never had the runs because of pizza......or maybe I just have chuck Norris like bowels.

 

[derg]

"Hello? This is the station manager. I would like to order 30 pizzas and can I get a couple vegan, bear-safe, peanut alltergy-friendly, gluten-free Salade Nicoise in case someone gets butthurt about the free pizza, yeah, thanks"

 

[Jimmy_Norton]

Pizza Hut pizza is awful.

 

[derg]

Pizza Hut pizza is awful.

I'm not sure you're going to find 30 "artisanal" coal-fired pizzas available at the drop of a hat!

 

[amorris311]

I'm not sure you're going to find 30 "artisanal" coal-fired pizzas available at the drop of a hat!

Did they at least offer cracked red peppers?

 

[///AMG]

That's pretty cool IMHO. Regardless of whether it was a publicity stunt or not, at least they care enough to do it either way. I have always had good experiences flying Delta, which is a lot more than I can say about most of the other legacy carriers.

Also of note, I just farted loud enough that my dog jumped. That is all.

 

[derg]

Also of note, I just farted loud enough that my dog jumped. That is all.

Rover: "Impressive!"

 

[///AMG]

Rover: "Impressive!"

It's actually "Jackson" cause he's black with one white paw, but whatever (the people at the pound gave him the name, but we enjoyed it so we kept it)