First off, WOW. Are you that bored? I'm sorry you have to personally attack me for not wanting to work at your company back in 2008. It happens.
Yeah I pretty much accepted all 3 jobs then turned 2 down, ethical? Nope, but I was 18 and I like to tease, what can I say. SFO created a scholarship for me(wasn't given out before or since) to help with my flying because I'm just that awesome, it got a fair amount of local press, and airlines were eager to hire me, I took advantage. I "weighed in my options" between working for DL with no one under age 40, working with a bunch of koolaide drinkers like yourself, or working at a place that I can actually hope to fly for in the near future. It was about the equivalent of telling 3 girls you love them, sleeping with all of them, then choosing the one who was best in bed and telling the others to get lost. Now what happens next MAY confuse you, so listen closely. I chose the puny inferior regional that doesn't have any big shiny airplanes with middle seats. GASP! I know right? ZOMGZ AIR FORCE ONES ON THE GOOOOOOOOOOOO! But I did have some valid reasons:
1) I hope to fly there.
2) They had the hottest chicks working there and the youngest crowd.
3) Southwest offers 4 more buddy passes(roundtrips) a year than I get, but I can throw a girl's fine ass into a first class seat to Seoul tomorrow if I want to. It ain't stuntin' if you got it. Rule 1054 of hood life, chapter 15, section 6c.
4) They fly to all the college towns such as CIC and SBP so I can party with friends I otherwise wouldn't see much of and...umm..."keep in touch" with lady friends.
And finally, I only had to put in 24 hours a week, and even then I can trade shifts so I never have to be there.
This brings up your next assertive holier-than-thou question, how does a 20 year old kid who lives at home, has 1 bill, and has a 10 minute flat commute from the driveway to the employee garage afford to travel on a whim and work 3 days a week? Ok, this is TOO HOT FOR TV, so listen up! There are a few methods for this. One, I make a little over $2000/mo(wait but I thought I don't get paid anything at this crappy regional part-time job?!?!) which is all money in my pocket, and I can rent cars at a discount even being well under 25(something I quickly found out the all mighty Whiskey November doesn't offer its young employees) and get hotel discounts in most cities, so that helps. Two, this is a hobby job for a lot of the people at SFO and most people are well-off from other careers, so I travel with them mostly. In fact, they would probably laugh you out of the sauna for your "Who needs more than 2 ZEDs a year for INTL?" comment. I have co-workers who commute from Buenos Ares and Honduras to work the ramp here for the benefits, such as free health care(BUT ITS A REGIONAL AIRLINE dubbya tee eff?!). I also already have trips to AMS, SXM, MNL(you guys may never see me again after that one), YVR, and AKL planned for 2011. I'm at a stage in my life where I have a disposable income, I'm having the time of my life, and my job is just a job. The way it should be when you're 20.
Long story shot, get off your high horse. I was giving my opinion based off what I know about each company, and you come in screaming in like a SEAL in the Bin Laden compound with rapid fire attacks on a personal Jihad against me after I said Southwest wasn't the best airline OF ALL TIME. Dude, I have a lot of friends who post here, hell my best friend does, so I don't know who you're trying to prove I'm a phony to when people who have known me for years could back it up in a second. There is a book called "How to win friends and influence people". You can get a copy of it from a guy named Mitch who used to post here. If I wasn't that much of a fan of Southwest before your posts, yours sure didn't help. But then again, I'm a big boy and I know I can't go taking one persons actions and applying it to the masses. That's stereotyping. Like assuming Skywest agents were cross-ultilized at SFO. You Regional Airlineist. Kthxbai.
Pssst, PS: In about 2 hours there is a Brasilia with a bunch of open seats going to Modesto. Can you just hop on it on a whim? Didn't think so. Point: Skywest.