Delta A-321

[Toobdrvr]

Many moons ago, I was offline jumpseating when the CA called out “Smut Check!” All they found were male nudies, and a note that said “Enjoy, boys!” In very swirly cursive.

I’ve always wanted to buy that (assumed) woman a drink...

 

[guywhoflies]

I heard from a former Laker friend of mine that the flight deck side of the accordion door on the 1900 was nothing but clippings.

 

[Autothrust Blue]

Many moons ago, I was offline jumpseating when the CA called out “Smut Check!” All they found were male nudies, and a note that said “Enjoy, boys!” In very swirly cursive.

I’ve always wanted to buy that (assumed) woman a drink...

I know someone who used to do that on the EM2, which was festooned with porn. She was awesome.

The 175 just had smart • written everywhere, no clippings. (Allegedly, a Sharpie works best. Allegedly.)

 

[BobDDuck]

I’ve always wanted to buy that (assumed) woman a drink...

Statistically most airlines have more gay (male) pilots than total female pilots... so very possibly not.

(About it being a woman who did it... not you buying somebody a drink.)

 

[Space Monkey]

Pull the hub cap off an ERJ yoke and you’ll usually find “works of art”.

Or the Space Shuttle...

Cocaine Found in NASA Space Shuttle Hangar

NASA is investigating how a small amount of cocaine ended up in a space shuttle hanger at the agency’s Florida spaceport.

www.space.com

 

[bike21]

The escape rope access panel on the 767 has various things lamenting about last minute sick calls, who to call for a good time, POTUSs, etc. This was a personal favorite.

“And your wanna be my latex salesman?”

 

[Beefy McGee]

Sure! I did a bunch of ferries out of SBD when I was sitting reserve thinking they weren’t going to use me.

It’s pretty cool because you’re a little off the grid, lots of planes in mixed condition, part maintenance base, part boneyard, part whatever.

The super cathartic thing is that when you arrive the mechanics are a little protective of ‘their bird’, super happy one is headed back out there and they all come out to watch you takeoff.
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That Chinook looks pretty nice.

 

[Cherokee_Cruiser]

The escape rope access panel on the 767 has various things lamenting about last minute sick calls, who to call for a good time, POTUSs, etc. This was a personal favorite.

“And your wanna be my latex salesman?”

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Had to look that one up. Would never have guessed it. I never got into that show.

 

[BigZ]

The escape rope access panel on the 767 has various things lamenting about last minute sick calls, who to call for a good time, POTUSs, etc. This was a personal favorite.

“And your wanna be my latex salesman?”

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On e175 there's a transparent window thingie on the rope cover. One of the most intricate ordeals included that.
Hub cap - "check the armrest"
Armrest - "the other one"
The other armrest - "SpongeBob is watching you" - little cutout SB peeking through the rope inspection window.

Frequency memory pages in the mcdus are another spot for gold

 

[JordanD]

Frequency memory pages in the mcdus are another spot for gold

I put as many Rick Rolls into those as I could.