Damned Chemtrail Conspiracy Theorists...

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This video I posted:

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Has attracted the best and the brightest of America:

Climate Changing Clouds of Combustion.

Spewed from the engines of luxury Oil burning Smogliners, taking us all, non-stop to a completely different world.
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U people are crazy. Don't you know that Jet Aircraft have been turning perfectly good Blue Skies completely WHITE all day since the time that jets were invented? It's always been this way, don't U remember? And it's perfectly normal for this to be happening all over the world for years now too, millions of witnesses must be lying and thousands of videos too. Our Governments, Militaries and Media LOVE us and would NEVER harm us. Now, go back to sleep. It was all just a bad dream you were having.
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After many years of fighting the Global Chemtrail Operation, I have found only ONE WEAPON that is effective against them. That is an Orgonite CloudBuster. This simple yet powerful device, breaks up and repels Chemtrails and it restores and maintains natural cloud and blue sky. You can learn to make one on U Tube but I bought mine ready made. I have 12 work'n hard. Now my neighborhood sky stays BLUE while surrounding areas stay WHITE! Buy Yours@<email addy> and
SEE The Change In Your World!
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Ay yi yi...
 
Hi Doug,

Yea, these guys have been around forever. Best was the "Chemtrail dispersal unit" they were selling on the internet.

Some part of me wanted to think this was an elaborate gag, but I had a old duffer get off the plane in OKC or STL that wanted to know where the chemgoo tanks were. I thought he was yanking my chain, but he was dead serious.

That's the power of the internet...to allow flakes to congregate and electronically amplify their stupidity...

Richman
 
But!... But!... But there are no jet engines!!!

(It must be kind of peaceful to be dumb enough to be able to pick and choose what you worry about ... and damn this is a cool picture!)

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Minuteman said:
But!... But!... But there are no jet engines!!!

(It must be kind of peaceful to be dumb enough to be able to pick and choose what you worry about ... and damn this is a cool picture!)

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My Grandpa was a mechanic during WWII and sometimes tells stories taht I imagine look like this. He said the bombers would take off and the sky would be almost black due to so many aircraft blocking out the sky.
Awesome pic!!
 
Minuteman said:
But!... But!... But there are no jet engines!!!

(It must be kind of peaceful to be dumb enough to be able to pick and choose what you worry about ... and damn this is a cool picture!)

1396-b17-contrails.jpg
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...in WWII, didn't they (later) come out with a fuel that prevented contrails. So as the enemy couldn't post bombers or follow the planes back to their base?

Dunno, if that's true. I was told that once..
 
doubt it since it's the heat of the exhaust that causes it.

Anyway I'll reiterate the funniest response I ever saw to one of these threads...

Pay? QOL? ;)
 
sadly, my girlfriend tried showing me a video the other day of the "scary gubment chemtrails". I was in complete shock that she believed in them, and she wasn't too happy with my response to her supposedly legitimate fear.

I'm at work so I can't tell if this is the same video-
 
Velocipede said:
You guys STOP TALKING ABOUT MY MOM!!!!

She's a Chemtrail believer...:banghead:
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ORLY? Oh man!

I'm going to take a picture of the fuel dump nozzle on an ER this week and perhaps falsify some memo about chemtrail dispersal procedures.
 
When 8th grade science class is just too tough, resort to <insert conspiracy name here> theory.
 
It is scary what some people believe in. What do they think about their own cars exhaust when they drive around?
 
pedro said:
sadly, my girlfriend tried showing me a video the other day of the "scary gubment chemtrails". I was in complete shock that she believed in them, and she wasn't too happy with my response to her supposedly legitimate fear.

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Good. Thats what we want you to believe.........:D

...she'll be getting picked up later, for debrief somewhere near Dulce, NM....
 
haha, this cloud buster is probably even more bad for the environment. I find it funny that an instructor of mine is a huge climate change activist, yet he's a pilot...burning 100LL...and he supports jet travel...
 
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